Do men ever . . .

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by Fluffernutter, Dec 29, 2006.

  1. yonosoymedico

    yonosoymedico Member

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    I have never and will never use toilet paper for my urine...for me toilet paper is strictly for post-BM... i never had a problem with drips until last summer, for a couple of weeks i noticed it happening..but that went away... i think that maybe some vas deferens exercises, or whatever title you want to give them, may help out all those drippers out there... im not so sure that its strictly a vas deferens but what im speaking of is the excercize described in the joy of sex that i read when i was younger... it also helps enhance control during sex, and possibly with enough awareness, orgasm control, longevity enhancement and so forth..yadda yadda... boxers are better (i agree) and its not gross... urine is sterile and if youre in a pinch you can even drink your own urine up to about 11 times before it becomes toxic....
    the human body is not gross..its those of us who see nature as gross that are gross
    =) hehe,
    enjoyourselves
    adam
     
  2. *Andy*

    *Andy* Senior Member

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    Yeah I sometimes use toilet paper...Sometimes it dribbles a bit, but I think dudes who have been cut get less dribbling than those who havent been. Correct me if I'm wrong. Actually, I use toilet paper afterwards quite a bit. I hate that feeling of having piss in your underpants...it stings a bit too and just feels gross. It's probably because I'm gay :p
     
  3. yonosoymedico

    yonosoymedico Member

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    Haha, probably not, but maybe..hehe...
    I do agree about the circumcision thing, that definitely seems possible...

    and I found the true title of the exercises(damn! it took thirteen tries to spell that right!) anyway...

    they are Kegel Exercises entitled upon the doctors name who discovered it apparently
    enjoy yourself, and do some workouts..haha...theyre beneficial, I believe theyre often used in meditation if you practice
    lovin'light
     
  4. Cutted

    Cutted Cutted

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    Shaking it three times usually does it. But I am cut, and it may be different for uncut guys, where some of the pee may be caught under the foreskin, and drip out later on.
     
  5. TransAmRocker

    TransAmRocker Member

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    at my house...toilet paper
    at public place...shake until dry
    at work...shake vigorously until dry
     
  6. beglobal

    beglobal Banned

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    hahaha!! I dont think so... some babysitters to it to little boys. Like they did with my baby brother, well he is 5 know, until my dad noticed it!!! but no way!!! no toilet paper when peeing!!!
     
  7. Ezzie

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    Alas my friend, shake it once and you're fine, shake it twice and you're OK, shake it three times.. you're playing with yourself ;)

    I don't usually use tissue paper to be honest... occasionally but very rare.
     
  8. ronald Macdonald

    ronald Macdonald Banned

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    No I have never done a man - next question
     
  9. Crystalsatreehugger

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    so thats why men get pee on the toliet seats!! eep!
     
  10. *Andy*

    *Andy* Senior Member

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    Yeah don't those exercises help men have multiple orgasms? I think I nearly did once, but it's really hard to get it right.
     
  11. Swass

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    I do if my girlfriend is over. I think she's more inclined to give me head if my dick is clean, rather than being covered in and/or smelling like piss.

    If she's not there, then it's helicopter time.
     
  12. Loveminx

    Loveminx Sports Racer

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    guys are gross :tongue:
    but I'm glad some think of others. :)
     
  13. aspirine

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    Using a bit of paper after seems to solve the problem. And then I don't stink of stale urine later. There continues to be a small amount of urine in the tract behind the penis. Waiting a couple of seconds after urinating and then pressing the area behind the scortum
    sometime causes a bit more to clear the system.
    Shaking and then using paper works well.
    In my own home, sitting down and using a bit of paper to daub up the tip has virtually eliminated leak problems.
     
  14. salmon4me

    salmon4me Senior Member

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    Do you stick your thumb up your butt while doing this?
     
  15. westham

    westham Member

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    just shake or drip!!
     
  16. dewaholic

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    :lol:
     
  17. woodstock193

    woodstock193 Member

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    k, chix... really gotta get outta this forum, this is the MENS issues... for men...

    we love u girls, but this is guyish stuff, its not that we think u wouldnt understand or anything, were just not into hearing how weird we are ok???

    so pleez respect us, and get out of this forum.

    peace
     
  18. alchemist357

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    If you shake it more then 3 times you are playing with it. Those are the rules, lol. But i hate it when i shake it and it hits agaist my leg or something and i have spots on my pants. Lol, its embarrising.
     
  19. ButtonGear

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    Actually, being CIRCUMCIZED, this is FAR less of an issue ... at least for me. There are two techniques I have learned that make urination an immaculate process:

    1. Water doesn't run uphill. In other words, I make sure the cloth below the zipper is not causing the "hose" to arch up and trap any liquid behind it. There must be a free, fully-downward direction to empty/drain the whole hose (urethra.)

    2. Milk it like an udder. I suspect this is very similar to what Zajko was explaining, but frankly, you don't need a foreskin to do it. Having no foreskin, the glans (head of th penis) generally does not get wet in the process of urination. So when you are "done," all that remains is to "milk" or squeeze the remaining drops out of the urethra, much like you would to get the remaining toothpaste out of a tube. Then just a little "tap" or shake, and you are done. No mess, no drips.

    Now ... I can't speak intelligently about the exact process for you "turtlenecks" out there. :)
     
  20. Biggen

    Biggen Banned

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    Sooo...at what point did you decide to remove your testicles?

    Sitting down to pee. What. The. Fuck.
     

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