so i'm reading over the best of craigslist postings and i come upon this listing from boston hahah My Turtle Needs A Booty Call I have a very special red-eared slider who recently "became a man," as they say. He deserves everything his little heart desires so I'm kind of hoping someone out there has a female turtle that . . . you know, needs a little something extra. She would be one lucky turtle because my turtle is very cute with huge, sexy claws. And he is also the John Holmes of turtles. That being said, my turtle doesn't need any baby momma drama and since he's pretty young in turtle years, I doubt he's ready to commit to anything exclusive or long-term. So I guess we're kind of talking about casual sex here but I promise that my turtle could give your turtle more respect and pleasure than the average "special friend." If you think that your female turtle may be interested, please contact me. And if you have any pictures, I can show them to my turtle and see his reaction. Thanks! hahahaha wow
That is some funny shit!!! Ha ha... sometimes I just love people when they do the cute little things like that.
haha thanks, I read a bunch of them, they are all hilarious I remember there was this one site called hosscat rules, it shutdown years ago but it was way funnier than craigslist, I def. wish it was still up.
those are priceless. I've spent many hours just reading the personals on Craigslist, though sometimes I just end up feeling spooked.
damn, that woman sounded perfect to me. especially the part where she said she can cook a mean steak.
