What would you rather be....A pheonix or a fairy?

What would you rather be....A pheonix or a fairy?

 

a fairy...

 

a phoenix. because it can come back to life.

 

Neither. I wish to be me, no matter what the consequences.

 

a furry green teleporting crystaline entitiy, able to levitate and pass nondestructively through walls without getting hungry.

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I'll second that.

I would also like to add that a Pheonix tastes a bit like chicken and that fairies don't exist. (Shit, I killed one!)

 

*claps frantically* I DO believes in fairies! I do! I do! I DO believe in fairies! I do! I do!

 

phoenix
his tears can heal

 

a phoenix cuz i could rise from my own ashes.

 

Fairy!

Fairies are tiny beings in human form. They are clever, mischievous, and posses magical powers. I would be a fairy.

But if I could be anything, I would totally be an all out witch, not just Wiccan-child-who-makes-flowers-grow, but a Wiccan-child-who-can-kick-your-ass-with-out-getting-out-of-her-chair.


yeah.....

 

a Fairy

 

I prefer to be a fairy, I guess. Besides their magical powers they can fly too, and I don't think they ever die. They're awfully mischievous though indeed, constantly messing with me. If I could be one myself we'd finally can get even.

 

i picked fairy, even though i'm already a mix of alien and pixie.

 

Whichever has a bigger dong, that's what I wanna be.

 

I 'd be a Pheonix cos Fairys are evil, spiteful and cruel.

 

you're irish?



i'd be a fairy, mainly because bird sex doesn't sound fun to me.

 

Yup I'm a paddy! why are Fairys in other country's not evil. Pheonixs being immortal cant have sex too often or in a short time we'd be all over the place but when we did it'd be hot. perhaps parrot condoms would fit me?

 

we're eternal optimists over here, and very masculine. anything called a fairy can't be that hard to beat.


i wonder if phoenixes think much. i wonder if their poop is really hot, too, like a jalapeno fart.

 

I really don't get the appeal of fairies at ALL, so I guess I'd rather be a phoenix...but even then I'd still rather be myself.

 

If he's the second, I'll be third.
hehehe. always crackin' jokes...