so what's going on with my toe

uh?

 

Put the wine down Jon.

 

.

 

Blame the cat.

 

it is having an affair with a greek man, and doesnt know how to tell you

 

Possibly wash it m'dear?

The smell from over here is abit pongy to tell you the truth mate.

 

It wants to be more than a friend.

 

you think your toe is bad?

look at my foot

 

It is becoming webbed and turning orange.

 

Fucking hell you've got a THUMB growing from your heel

 

go the b+q and buy a bag of nails .