dude i'm like hysterical =[

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  1. nirmalamaya

    nirmalamaya Member

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    to be really honest...
    guys dont like psycho chicks..and they wont stay with them long.
    That sounds really rude for me to say, but its true. I was once a pyscho chick and I fucked up every relationship I was ever involved in.

    Always remain chill. No one wants to deal with someone who has this attachment and abandonment issues, etc etc. Its just WORK for them. Relationships shouldnt be work.

    Lose the psycho tendencies and the relationship will be fine.
     
  2. PlaceboAddikt

    PlaceboAddikt Paranoia!

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    I've been in a similar situation. I thought my boyfriend was just being mean and not answering the phone, but truth is, he was tired and went to sleep. I called him in the morning i admitted "i was mad, and then i got really worried because you wouldn't answer your phone" and he replied "i'm soooorrry! aww, i was just sleepy, i'm sorry!" And... everyone has their crazy moments. I mean, i'm not normally the type to call someone 75 times in a night, but for some reason that night i lost it. It's okay baby, you're human. Really. Everything's going to be okay. If i were close to you i would tuck you into bed and pat you.
     
  3. PlaceboAddikt

    PlaceboAddikt Paranoia!

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    And i always picture swazo being that guy in his sig too, lmao.
     
  4. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    i'm not the one to go psycho crazy at him but i couldn't help it

    which now i realize was retarded because if he has his phone off and i leave him all these messages telling him to turn his phone on and answer isn't gonna make him turn his phone on and answer me until he actually turns his phone on if that makes sense

    and i've been dating him for 2 years and this is lie the first time i freaked out like this since... december?

    i just gotta learn to relax
     
  5. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    haha i think its weird

    but i don't even know if they are a guy or a chick and i really wanna know haa
     
  6. nirmalamaya

    nirmalamaya Member

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    Yes..relax.
    Remember that Jah Provides. Life works out how life is SUPPOSED to work out, and there is nothing we, as humans, can do to change the way things are meant to fall into place.

    Guys arent like girls. They dont dwell on arguments and sit around and cry about them..they say fuck it and go to sleep lol. You guys wont even remember this spat by this time tomorrow.
     
  7. PlaceboAddikt

    PlaceboAddikt Paranoia!

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    the above is extremely true. he was just like "dude, i'm sleepy." while i'm like "does he love me? oh my god. why would he do this?" all night. guys are pretty chill, usually. i don't know why.
     
  8. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    idk why either and i always wondered

    there were the times in our relationship last year when i'd freak out alot an i'd be like crying and he'd be on the other like like "chill, you need to chill." then he met this kid and when i'd freak out he'd be like 'taylor, chill. you need some weed." ha
     
  9. nirmalamaya

    nirmalamaya Member

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    the trick is to start caring like a guy. then they start caring like girls :)
     
  10. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    i only ever did that once and he teared up.. so i guess he does care for me if he would cry over me, hes a strong kid
     
  11. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    the real trick is to just not care.. and i totally agree about your psycho chick post... fuck that shit.. my last gf was a fuckin nut and i dated this other nut that actually checked herself into a psychward when i broke up with her.. theres enough bagage in this world for me.. i don't nor does anyone else need some psycho person keep them down

    as for this 15y/o chica.. you're 15.. you need to let the urge of being an attention whore go and stop blaming your problems on your psychopharmacologist

    psychopharmacologistswillexpiditeyourdoses
     
  12. nirmalamaya

    nirmalamaya Member

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    Ok. Psychopharmacologists will expedite your doses...
    Something is telling me that this is a 311 lyric..or maybe butthole surfers? this is driving me insane and im not going to look it up until i figure it out, but please..tell me where this is from and im gonna check back after I think ive found it for sure..or when I think ive found it im gonna post and see if I was right.
     
  13. nirmalamaya

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    Ok I just found the saying on wookiefoot.com but...the context isnt familiar to me at all..the only thing is familiar to me is : Super sad and fragile and accept your own prognosis
    Your pychopharmocologist can expedite your doses

    This is going to drive me INSANE..wondering where I know these words from.
     
  14. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    Wookiefoot

    ALL GOOD
    [PSCHOPHARMACOLOGISTCANEXPIDITEYOURDOSES]


    Look we know exactly where you are
    Can't get the lid up off the jar
    Not feeling even what this world is offering
    Cause suffering is life and all life is suffering
    But all the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
    Can forever be avoided with some brain contortion
    so come follow me come let me help you up
    Not just half full but really fillin up your cup
    - You Have to Laugh - Out Loud - and Plead Insanity
    To this alien nation [alienation] and inhumanity
    Three little birds sittin on my line
    So i put them in a cage and they sing all the time

    If you super sad and fragile and accept your own prognosis
    Your pychopharmocoligist can expedite your doses
    If you want to understand how we say this elated
    It's cause were medicated

    It's all Good
    Super sad and fragile and accept your own prognosis
    Your pychopharmocoligist can expedite your doses

    Please tell me more cause i've been depressed
    And losing luminescense through self opression
    And i guess i only have one question left
    And what exactly is this pill?

    Well, it's not just a pill it's a thought
    that's consisting of all things being perfect
    and bad not existing
    cause everything negative and dark are lies
    And it all goes away if you just close your eyes

    But how do you grow if everythings perfection ?
    Just throw away your mirror and you have no reflection

    But without hate how can love be known ?
    Just grab anyone's hand and you won't feel alone

    But what about injustice and oppression and cancer ?
    We don't ask those questions we don't like the answers

    But what about that soldier face down in the mud ?
    With rose colored glasses you can't see the blood

    If you super sad and fragile and accept your own prognosis
    Your pychopharmocoligist can expedite your doses
     
  15. prettylittlehippy

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    wow good one man
     
  16. swazo

    swazo i am amazing.

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    No, That is definitely not me. That is marc emery in my signature. This is me.
     
  17. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    haha ohh

    i never even knew if you were a dude or a chick so i always imagined you as that old dude sorry haha
     
  18. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Never become a lesbian.
     
  19. swazo

    swazo i am amazing.

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    ^ speaking on be half of all men. please ignore her. bahaha.
     
  20. gaum

    gaum Elephant Orgy

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    at least bi
     
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