Stoners, I Call Upon You

or get your date to wear two pairs of underwear and have her hide a small flask between the layers.

 

I know I'm late but I saw this awesome trick if you have crutches, you buy a plastic tube from the hardware store and melt one end closed and cork the other(after filling it obviously), and put it through the hollow center of the crutch.

Pregaming is bad b/c idk about where u live but they breathalyze if u look fucked up here.

I hope u used ur ho. If she's forcing u to go to prom she could at least let u get buzzed if not fall down drunk.

 

*shakes head* "ho" is a hurtful word, joe.

 

lol

 

how many people you know went to grad on crutches? fuck

 

you could always just down some shit beforehand, therefore eliminating any chances of being caught

 

going on crutches would be worse than going sober.

 

i think you should forget the alcohol and eat some E

 

hahahahaha everclear???

 

im not an advocate for em but if your place is really strict, go on and get yourself some pills.

 

or get some compression shorts and stash a flask in there

 

i would assume they breathalyze before the dance? and around here they started doing it during/afterwards aswell if you look messed up. if they dont, well then its easy. one good idea is stash it before the dance,dont tell anyone tho. tape it in someway to the inside of your leg/crotchular area. i would recomend just taking some extacy tho,it will make the dance feel awesome and theres noway they can catch you for anything,atleast if you dont go retarded with it.

 

only one prom in life!!!! have fun!!!!!!!!!!!! don't mess it up!!!!!!!!!

 

well idk i don't blame him

the last dance i went too (not anything like prom though.. lol the 8th grade formal) was horrible. i sat at a table in the cafeteria with my boyfriend and we just talked for over 3 hours. we had more fun on the car ride home than at the actual dance.

 

Take it straight.


Photographs are 4-eva so u will want to look good.

Wrecked photos floating around is not good. Ppl could post em.

Everybody will be snappin away. Party later.

 

no alcohol was allowed at mien but they didnt pat so there was some snuck in
i only had a glass of cranberry and vodka though so i wasnt drunk at all
i got fuccked later that night tho
but my grad sucked mostly cause i was sober if i wasnt it woulda been dec
id say go with the compression shorts
they prob wont search everyone very carefully because of the amount of people

 

no alcohol was allowed at mien but they didnt pat so there was some snuck in
i only had a glass of cranberry and vodka though so i wasnt drunk at all
i got fuccked later that night tho
but my grad sucked mostly cause i was sober if i wasnt it woulda been dec
id say go with the compression shorts
they prob wont search everyone very carefully because of the amount of people
also they said they were gonna search at our grad too and they didnt end up searchin anyone
they did check the washrooms quite frequently though so be careful if you sneak somethin in

 

Grad/Proms are overrated

all it is is all these teachers / parents thinking "oh..this is so nice for these kids, this is such a nice formal event, these kids are lucky to have the opportunity to have somthing as nice as this"

while i'm sitting over at my table with a grimace on my face thinking "i've had nicer meals at the mcdonalds drive through"

seriously, if u have any future or sort of income plans, u will have nicer/WAYYY more fun formal dinners and get togethers shortly after highschool, so get fuckin loaded/ripped/cooked/fucked for your grad, it's only once in a lifetime where u can show up all the geeks who are enjoying themselves sober [somehow]

my grad i felt all depressed and fucked up because of how unbelivably retarded the whole situation seemed to me, so with that my stomach felt uneasy/upset and i couldnt even get any liquor down

maybe that, or that the only liquor we had on the party bus was 2 40 pounders of Cuervo and 3 2/6's of Hypnotiq uhg..

 

Yes! Everlclear! Get everclear! It's 95% alcohol same as 190 Proof.

 

Drop a hit of acid or E on your way there and go buck wild