Best Almost Busted Story Ever! Must Read!

well, i dont smoke pot anymore...but anyways... here is the greatest story of allllllll timeee..and its true


me and my friend (john) were sneaking out in the middle of the night, to go see my girl friend, and her drug dealer neighbor, so we get their, im chillin with her, and the drug dealer pulls out a HUGE joint! i was just like kick ASS! so anywayz, we get so high that we cant feel our selves anymore... and the drug dealer sais lets go to super-america. so we walked up a this HUGE hill, and me and my friend hid in the bushes (so nothing would happen to some stoned minors out at 3 in the morning). now, the drug dealers been gone for ab0ut 10 minutes, and were getting a little bit ritzy, and suddenly, we here this cop car siren... WE FREAK OUT!, I just over this HUGE fence... and what happens next, I BREAK MY FUCKIN FOOT! the bone is litterily bulging out to the point that u can nearly see the white through my skin... my foot is litteraly 2x the size of my other one... my friend, being cool as he always is, thinks fast, he gets out an ice cold pop bottle and puts it on my foot, this is the moment in my life, where i feel their is NO hope! that we are going to get caught by our parents for sure, and become little slaves for the next month... but then a shining beacon of light comes, my friend... LIfts me up, gives me a piggy back ride down THE HUGE HILL FOR 5 BLOCKS! we get to my girls house, she wakes her dad up, and we tell her that we were on our way to S.A. and i tripped and fell and my foot broke!, HE FUCKIN BUYS IT! so he drives us back to my friends house, and we say... just let us off here, AND HE DOES! so, we go around back,and go in his back door, i sit at the bottom of the stairs, joe, throws like, a chair down the stairs... and i SCREAM! his mom comes down, and we tell her that i fell down the stairs while grabbing some food. and i broke my foot! we were never caught that night!

P.S. if i get ten replies saying that they want another story , ill do it...i got tons of em

 

haha, that's awesome i wanna hear more of your stories

 

You are not 37.

 

^ most people are not aware that their age will be shown when they sign up. Its easier to bullshit an age.

Good story though. Damn good friend.

 

Damn son. You owe your friend big time.
Fucking great story though. Were you in a lot of pain when u broke your foot or did the weed cancel it out? lol I've always wondered what it would be like to get hurt while high....

 

more stories please

weed will not cancel out the breaking of a bone, it hurts like hell

 

Yea more stories.

 

more stories

 

yaaaay. more stories!

 

yaaay. more stories

 

ya i was in plenty of pain... i think it did hurt less, cuz my mind wandered a lot, u know, so i didnt pay as much attention to it... but i dont know, it did hurt like a bitch!

 

switch your age though Skip bans for that

but incredible story
that's awesome

 

uhh that sounds like sumthin me and my friends would do lmao
good times eh?
oh yeah.......MORE STORIES!!!

 

More stories!
MORE CAPS!

like we told her we were sober and dude... SHE BOUGHT IT!

I love it!!!!

 

more stories!

 

nice story lol i want another one like that