1000 ticks on one testicle!

Dude yo dude,
seriously true story, no lie, word is born.
One time, when I was twevle,
I got a tick on my ballsack.
I killed that fukker with vasaline and tweezers.
It was educational.
My semen are enriched with lime desease.

 

thanks for the tip! and to think i was going to have sex with you...what a relief

 

hahahahaha

Yeah, I suck

How do you think I can train my boys to shoot to kill anyways?

ah, fuk it, I still say we fuk anyways.
It's only coridal.

 

Lyme. Definitely, Lyme.

Limes could possibly sting.

As would 1000 glow sticks on one testicle.

 

Get a cock n' ball laser mount for your boys. Then they'll be deadly and accurate.

 

Thats pretty heavy.

I've gotten a couple of mosquito bites on my sack before, but I'm proud to say I'm tick free.

 

Shit...I also missed the obvious joke....

Tes 'tick' ular

 

no, no, no,

I just got a contract with bush, I'm getting funded for a silo installation.

 

Ricockulous. Just ricockulous.