The perfect hit

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by jimaug87, Jun 20, 2007.

  1. jimaug87

    jimaug87 Member

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    Sometimes you get greedy, fill the chamber real thick, and end up coughing. Soemtimes your smoking a poorly rolled joint/blunt or out of a clogged bowl and you only get tiny useless hits.

    The perfect hit is when you inhale, feel like your going to cough, but then don't. That means you took the largest hit you could without too much irritation.

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  2. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    it isnt the perfect hit unless you cough. imo.
     
  3. Grapefruity

    Grapefruity Sunny Side Up

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    Well said. I would always end up making weird noise with my nose not to cough though, then exhale.
     
  4. jimaug87

    jimaug87 Member

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    yeah wonka your right, when you cough you get blasted. But there are times when you don't have a drink and you don't want to sit there and cough." I guess this is a situational statment
     
  5. jahmin

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    yeah I know it was a great hit when I think I'm fine, then suddenly start coughing. That's the ticket.
     
  6. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    i hate coughing, it feels really dirty on the lungs imo. well not as dirty when u need to cough but dont- like that fucked up feeling in ur lungs.

    i think the perfect hit is when u toke, gag, then start coughing and 2sec later throw up
     
  7. gaum

    gaum Elephant Orgy

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    its best when you get a huge one and dont cough but after you exhale you have a tickle in the back of your throat so you give a little cough to clear your throat. damn i love weed <3
     
  8. xxwhoadang

    xxwhoadang Member

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    you know what's a sweet hit
    a ghostie
    youre all like dude what the fuck wheres my smoke
    and like ten minutes later, oh there it was!
     
  9. Fallout55

    Fallout55 Banned

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    Tell some one they will get higher if they cough, and I shit you not they will get higher. Placebo with weed can be strong.
     
  10. ~peace~

    ~peace~ Senior Member

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    hahahahahaha. I actually lolled when i read that....

    anyway, i think the perfect hit is:
    when you are smoking a joint after smoking one that was really tight and you had to toke hard for, so you take a massive rip and get fucked because the second is really loose.

    i did that about an hour ago....still fucked :D
     
  11. vactom

    vactom Fire on the Mountain

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    The reason when you cough it is a 'perfect hit' is because when you cough, less oxygen is going to your brain.
     
  12. sOneoo

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    The Perfect Hit Is Not Taking a Hit At All.

    I stay above the influence.
     
  13. slaterr

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    you know its a big hit when water from your lungs comes up
    i get those every once in a while
    i dont like when i get huge coughs cause my throat just hurts after
     
  14. jimaug87

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    YES! the other night I took a huge rip, and when I exhaled only a little bit of light smoke came out. I was confused because I knew I ripepd it hard. Then after I passed the blunt I went to say soemthing to someone, and as I began to speak smoke came out with each word.

    My buddy and I found that spectacularly funny.
     
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