how to say mean stuff in other languages..

ok, you multilingual people...tell us how to say some bad things in other languages. it will be fun. (well, maybe it won't, but perhaps it will alleviate the boredom for a few minutes.)
i would start, but the only other language that i know how to say mean things in is asl.

 

Merde,

thats french for "shit"

 

lol, I've never really bothered to learn bad words in other languages....I know baka is japanese for idiot, but I guess that's not much of an insult.

Actually, I do know a couple of spanish ones, but I don't know how to spell them

 

Sorry, I do not know how to say mean stuff in any language.

 

spanish

tu es muy feo.
you are very ugly


no me digas? hombre estipido
no really? dumb ass
well it actually says stupid man but hey.
vaminos homber-no quiro
leave man I don't want you

 

damnit, bird. what are you good for?

 

Dutch:

"Lekker ding" means fucking asshole

 

Son of a bitch in the languages I know:


Hijo de puta (Spanish)
Ben Zona (Hebrew)
Sukin Sin (Russian)

Shit:

Mierda
Hara
Gavno

Fuck You:

Jodete
Leh Lehizdayen
Idi Nahuy

 

Just for sex.

 

from my understanding of german words...

schlampe (slut)

and i'm not sure how to spell this but my friend's gramma calls her this all the time: asch mit oren (ass with ears, the o is pronounced with an umlaut i think, which means its like.. more back in your throat or something)

fickin (fuck), i think fickin sie is fuck you. this is all very sloppy, amazingly it's almost all i retained from highschool german classes.

 

well, i've been having fun at freetranslation.com, although i know that some figures of speech are probably wrong. anyone want to verify these?


zurre el mono-spank the monkey

mierda-crap/shit

espasmo-spasm

yo lo odio-i hate you

Usted tiene a ningunos amigos. aún su familia lo odia. -you have no friends. even your family hates you.

Usted me hace vomito un poco. -you make me throw up a little.

muérdame-bite me

coma caca-eat poop.

Yo lo mataré ahora. -i'm going to kill you now.

 

Usted tiene a ningunos amigos.

it would be tu not usted-usted is like saying sir or mam.

 

zurre el mono-spank the monkey

mierda-crap/shit

espasmo-spasm

yo lo odio-i hate you Yo Te Odio

Usted tiene a ningunos amigos. aún su familia lo odia. -you have no friends. even your family hates you. Tu no tenes ningunos amigos, aun tu familia te odia.

Usted me hace vomito un poco. -you make me throw up a little. Tu me haces vomitar un poco.

muérdame-bite me

coma caca-eat poop. Come caca.

 

hmm...sir or mam would sorta be funnier, i guess. more sarcastic. "you sir, have no friends". lol i took 4 years of spanish in highschool, but i have blocked most of it out. it sucked. i think i only retained "yo quero un cerveza" (i want a beer), and "donde esta el bano?" (where is the bathroom.) really, i guess those are the important things, anyway...


here's the question of the day...why are almost all spanish teachers in texas white? it's not as if there is a shortage of native spanish speaking people here...

 

in punjab sala guta basicly meens dog fucker.

but way they understand it, is that your calling the recipients wifes brother a dog. So if his wifes brother is dog, his wife must be a dog and...you get the point.

 

whore fucking della madre

=
mother fucking whore
(italian)