Well me and a friend were sitting on a couch watching a movie in a fancy furniture store (you know how they have little areas set up like rooms, with tv's and what not) so we're sitting there on the couch and I was trying to push the coffee table away from the couch using my feet... next thing I know the $200 vase comes crashing down, shattering into a bazillion small peices all over the place... at this point I'm freaking out becuase I have less than a dollar in my pocket and I know there was absouletly no way I couldve paid for that... So what did I do? I ran. I ran like hell out of that store, employees gave me wierd looks as I hauled ass, I was scared someone would stop me or call security or I don't know... but that was an amazing adrenaline rush. I'm glad I got that off of my chest, I had to tell someone!
It doesn't have to be funny. A sense of humor allows you to not fly off the handle, because you realize it's a joke. Really, I think $11.95 is a bargain for you.
I'm sorry I missed the part where I flew off the handle. If 'Fuck off' is "flying off the handle" to you, then you should really get out more.
I strongly urge you to try the software Nalencer suggested. I tried it and now I'm always the life of the party!!!11!!!!eleven!!!1
I wasn't talking about your statement in particular. I was talking in general about how a sense of humor will help you out. Anyway, if it's that big a deal to, I'm sorry. I don't know exactly what I've done, but you seem to have taken a good deal of offense to it, so fine, I apologize.
