american doughnuts are shit man

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by paulfreespirit, Jun 22, 2007.

  1. paulfreespirit

    paulfreespirit Senior Member

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    got given some and tasted like shite "blackpool doueeeys rule man ..........oh i do like to be beside the seaside .......
     
  2. paulfreespirit

    paulfreespirit Senior Member

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    they come in this packaging with some stars and stripes on looks abit like a barcode and a spot the ball .
     
  3. paulfreespirit

    paulfreespirit Senior Member

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    pools coupons .......do you know anyone who have won the pools ......i dont ...........its probally a totall fuckin rip off .
     
  4. mortes

    mortes Senior Member

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    Damn this thread is hard to read. Whatever... limeys
     
  5. paulfreespirit

    paulfreespirit Senior Member

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    ah yes limeys dont they grow on trees maaan
     
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  7. ronald Macdonald

    ronald Macdonald Banned

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    Well everything american is shit except for south park !
     
  8. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    you can't get decent doughnuts in a package. you gotta get them fresh at the crispy creme.
     
  9. paulfreespirit

    paulfreespirit Senior Member

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    blackpool rocks and liverpool rocks but the best doughnuts :)
     
  10. paulfreespirit

    paulfreespirit Senior Member

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    baked ..............ohh do i sound like a yan:D k ...........fuckin wanky fuckin yanky doodle dandy am in need of another brandy .
     
  11. Aladdin

    Aladdin Banned

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    Real Donoughts are called Berliners, cause they are from Berlin. Real Burgers are Hamburgers cause they are from the city of Hamburg.

    You can not excpekt scottish whiskey to taste good in China.

    Thats why american sucks.
     
  12. underground04

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    @ paul
    actually,
    they're prepackaged genius!
    get a box of krispy kreme or duncan donuts (from the stores themselves) and do a double blind taste test against blackpool or liverpool doughnuts (im assuming these are brands named after the respective cities. i cant be sure because i cant understand you at all)
     
  13. underground04

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    the hamburger originated as pieces of meat scraps served on a bun and was developed into the dish we know today by german immigrants to the US

    and berliner's are a specific type of doughnut, a jelly doughnut to be exact.

    i'd expect the scottish whiskey in china to taste just fine, unless the bottles were damaged during shipping or the "communist" reigime has imposed the death sentence for drinking liquor. have they? ohh wait, that was assembling peacefully. my bad
     
  14. underground04

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    it just so happens that most of the 'shit' exported to the world is sub-par garbage because the companies that sell it know how to market to people in a hurry/looking for shortcuts, or too poor to afford anything nice.
     
  15. J0hn

    J0hn Phantom

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    I don't like jam filled donuts. Too messy. I prefer the ringed donuts with chocolate topping and hundreds and thousands. I know Stuart likes donuts. He actually took one out on a recent swimming trip. Says it is good as a rubber ring.
     
  16. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i like the old fashioned and the cake donuts, plain. so good.
     
  17. tha_guy

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    damn strate...those are the best donuts in tha world!!!!:patriot: :agree:
     
  18. tha_guy

    tha_guy Member

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    HEY MAN CHILL ON THA U.S.A BASHING
     
  19. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    it's just what they do.

    anyway, one of the greatest pleasures in life is when you're out drinking and partying, and you stop at a crispy creme, get a cup of coffee and wait for the fresh donuts. then the little red light comes on, and everyone swarms the counter to get the fresh hot donuts before the glaze has a chance to solidify. oh, man. i'm really glad there isn't one within driving distance.
     
  20. ronald Macdonald

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    Only in the USA are they called Berliners - in Germany a Berliner is a "Lager and Lime" drink
    lager with a small dash of freshly squeezed lime
     
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