Mexican eggs

Or more specifically, huevos rancheros. I dare someone to find better tasting eggs.

 

I double dog dare them!

just.... just whoever

 

I dont like eggs.

I never did.

They stank all nasty and such.

 

Americans are pussies...

They eat huevos rancheros without any chili!

The whole idea is to make the eggs as spicy as possible.

 

huevos divorciados is where its at,

 

Huevos chingones a la puta madre.

Cabrones!

 

I speak very little spanish
What do Chingones and Cabrones mean?

 

You cannot find better tasting eggs.

It cannot be done.

 

"Fuckers" and "assholes"... even though cabrones covers a whole range of words... I think "Wanker" is the best one for it.