Are you a prostitute?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Sign Related, Jun 22, 2007.

  1. Sign Related

    Sign Related The Don Killuminati

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    Which of you had sex before for money? And what was the lowest and highest you were paid? And what all did you do for the lowest and highest pay?
     
  2. Ressotaspiks Man

    Ressotaspiks Man Member

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    Hmm , after I saw the film American Gigolo , and Id finished college- but was on a shite wage( because in England you only get first choice of the best jobs by who your mummy and daddy are friends with) , I actually considered working as a gigolo.

    In the film Richard Gere's customer is the super fit Lauren Hutton.
    So I thought...

    However the reality is that most customers would be fat middle aged businesswomen with moustaches ...Errrrrrrrrrrrrr!
    Or even worse.

    One of my friends became a gigolo.But I dont think I could physically do it.
    Although the money have been good....: ) LOL
     
  3. liguana

    liguana Member

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    Ressotaspiks Man,
    I gave a telephone interview to a gigolo. I am not hard to look at, I am lean, of average good looks and still young.
    I just got out of a long term relationship and don't wanna jump into another any time soon, wanna relish my freedom.

    Now the reason why I was considering a gigolo was to have my sexual satisfaction on my own terms.
    You see I want my pussy licked. But I don't care to be penetrated, wanna keep clean. Condoms don't protect you from crabs and other nasties.

    I want to be spoiled and NOT have to reciprocate. If I wanna reciprocate I'd get a fuck buddy -- for free.
    I'm willing to put cash down for a (wo)man who will give me exactly what I want and ask nothing from me...except my cash.

    So what I asked him is what I get for my money. He said he can last for hours and was practiced in tantric sex.
    I don't care how long he can last in intercourse (except for maybe in spread eagle position) or how big he is.
    What I do care for is how long he can eat pussy, after all that's what I'm paying for.

    You see when you work as a sex worker you are being paid to satisfy them, your sexuality does not come into play.
    So if you wanna be a gigolo you better be prepared to not get off. Get my drift.
     
  4. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

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    We're all a little bit of a prostitute, dear.
     
  5. Ressotaspiks Man

    Ressotaspiks Man Member

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    Liguana
    I think you mean like "pampering" - being made to feel the centre of the universe yes?

    I'm into all that Taoist / Tantric stuff , and I have to say , its absolutely amazing.
    Its not that easy to learn alot of it without either spending a lot of time , or having some sort of tutor.
    Its weird given how sex obsessed we are as a society , that there arent really "professional sex experts".

    Ok in America ,there was that Doctor Ruth - a German geriatric grandma who also happened to be a dwarf.
    Maybe its me being a cynic but I dont see how many people taking sex advice ( or much else sexually)from her , of all people :)

    I think in the future , maybe more women will pay for sex like having massages and getting their hair done.
    But then theres the fact that most(?) people expect most of their sex(?) to be part of a relationship of some sort.
    Taken to the extreme , I mean no one would ever consider buying a "friend"
    ( ok a slighly silly comment , but this is the sort of view many take)

    Ive got a real fascination with the art and science of sex but Im not the type who just "loves women".Some I do , some leave me cold.I dont think Id feel that comfortable acting.And if I felt really uncomfortable it would ve been picked up on.

    So my career as a Deuce Bigalow , English Gigolo , I dont think I'll pursue.
    Unless of course its Lauren Hutton lookalikes and similar ;)
     
  6. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    I'm a reverse prostitute- I withhold sex for money.
     
  7. trekker

    trekker Intrepid Traveler

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    Heaven's to Bettsy no.
     
  8. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

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    So you threaten to rape people unless they pay you? That's fucked up.
     
  9. trekker

    trekker Intrepid Traveler

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    You have to be kidding if you really didn't get the point of stinkfoots post. It was against prostitution; and or marital humor.
     
  10. liguana

    liguana Member

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    Ressotaspiks Man,
    pampering is exactly what I meant. I'd like to try tantric sex myself but don't know much about it and would need a practiced partner. Hardly any man knows it, that's why I think it's a marketable commodity, sorry to put it so crudely.

    I'm sorry if I came off the wrong way. It's just that many boys really don't know what it is required to be a Gigolo/Deuce Bigalow and think that being a well hung "hunk" that's always available is all that's required, I hear many say "uh I can do that". I've taken, no seized the opportunity to state that it's more than that, that it takes great skill, patience, work and studying to be able to service women in this way.

    The cynic in me comes out cos I can just see the industry being marred by clowns and scammers.
     
  11. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    I never looked at it that way!

    My line of thinking was along the line of the yo mamma joke: "yo mamma so ugly she goes to the strip club and they pay he to keep her clothes on"
     
  12. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    I charge 1000 a night.

    I make exceptions to pretty girls though... 3.25$ a night.
     
  13. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

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    I'll give you a nickel.

    Oh, and your guitar must get in on the action.

    I've been dreaming of that baby ever since the day you showed dem juicy strangs..... [​IMG]
     
  14. Ressotaspiks Man

    Ressotaspiks Man Member

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    Liguana

    No your comments are very fair.
    My friend ( Christ that sounds like a "my friend" in the "me" sense LOL).
    No , he really is my friend from university , who gave up the law , to do gigolo- ing , acting and art stuff.

    Anyway he was always quite narscisistic. I think he got off on some girl being blown over by him , sort of a "dont you wish your bf was like me" type of nonsense.
    Ofcourse he didnt last.
    However Id imagine most male escorts were very proud of their pampering skills , and be a long way removed from the daft "porn god" image that some people have.
    Nowadays theres probably lots of websites to check out a potential hiree.

    As for Tantra , in ancient India there were "sacred prostitutes"- sort of priest and prostitute all in one.Ancient China too was very liberal compared to today with the art of sex.

    Well if u wanna learn Tantric or Taoist sex , I'd recommend you start off with Mantak Chia's books.I can send u links to some other stuff too ( gotta guard my secrets u know ...;)
    Think breathe , think energy stimulating your entire body.Relax , dont rush.
    Build it in your lower abdomen and let it rise up your front , through your tongue , roof of mouth , head , then back down your spine.Then u can circulate it with a partner.
    Oh and shut the windows so the neighbours arent kept up all night!:)

    Once youve learned the basics you can learn about all the different types of orgasm and how to extend them for 60 / 90 or more mins at a time.

    Ofcourse books can never beat a grandmaster black belt of the Taoist arts;)
    But Im *very* expensive:) ( he says looking in the mirror caressing his dark locks).
    Best wishes
    SS
     
  15. Ressotaspiks Man

    Ressotaspiks Man Member

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    Talking of sex tutors , anyone seen "The Guru" with that Indian bloke.
    Fuck that film is funny..!:)
     
  16. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    It's a deal.

    But I want the money first woman, money first!
     
  17. Ressotaspiks Man

    Ressotaspiks Man Member

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    Actually rather than being a male prostitute , Ive always fancied being more of a P.I.M.P.

    Like a cross between those 70s blacksploitation films and Deuce Bigalow.
    I could see myself in a top hat and staff , with a fur coat and flares
    - complete with the de rigeur 10 inch afro.
    Hmm I'd be crusing down the street in my 67 Cadillac shouting
    "Yo baby girl , slow down u jive turkey and lfeast those eyes at my man-bitches"

    Sorry , another flashback...
     

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