This kid got fucked up in no time

So the kid who sucker punched me and ran away basically..called me up and started sucking up to me and told me he didnt wanna fight me. i FLIP out, and hang up. So me and my friend is walking down the street, and we look up this street where my other friend was. The kid who punched me(name is Greg) was chillin there, and i was looking for him ALL day, so i was so happy. So, me and my friend are chillin there observing when we start calling up all our people to come jump his ass. Right when he started dialing, a car drives by and someone yells out "DAVID I FUCKING LOVE YOU", greg heard that and litterally booked it to his house..DAMMIT i almost had that litle bloody bag of dicks.

So me and my friend split up and i continue walking home when i see another group of my friends in a car, so i said whatsup to them and they asked me if i found greg yet, and i said no. They want to jump his ass too for what he did. So we talk for like a couple minutes and the car pulls off. About 4 seconds later i hear somebody getting KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT, yup that little bastard got jumped by my friends right after i talked to them. i quietly observe this action, for it last like 2 minutes of him getting punched in the dome. After the jumped back in the car and sped off, i saw him on the ground from a yonder and continued walking home, feeling great.

So i called him when i got home and told him i was straight with him, and asked if he wanted to chill tomorrow and smoke because i told him i have weed. now hes FINISHED..im setting his ass up. Im gonna call my friends and tell them where we are and were gonna beat the fuck outa that little prick, yes im probably going to hell now, im a backstabber, oh well. Thats what he gets for makin me get stitches.

 

My bad..this shoulda went in the Stoners Lounge, please forgive me.

 

kid, why don't you just chill the fuck out?

 

You should make friends with this kid instead of fighting him.

 

thats some funny shit man, that happened not too long ago at this mcdonalds near me, all these little wigger kids beat the fuck out of this dude that always had shit with people. that was pretty funny

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YstOynYDJvk

 

Don't listen to these guys.

K here is what I would do. (you should do this too)

1) embarass him in front of everyone (makes him fell like shit)
2) Give him a joint
3) right before he exhales his first puff state "hey bitch I am gonna punch you now"
He won't realize what is going on
4) you punch him and knock his lights out.

You got to tell him therefore its not a sucker punch lol

 

Man, smoke a bowl or something, getting a little to angry about it. When i was around your age i probably would have done the same thing, but violence doesn't solve everything. That's something i found out as i have gotten older.

 

now lets suppose this "kid" take off a12 swed off shotgun ,go ahead looking for trouble pal the kid already got what he deserved

 

It's pretty cowardly to jump someone. If you have a problem with this kid, you handle it yourself, don't have your friends do it for you.

 

yeah, having someone jmped is messed up. u shoulda sorted it urself, that dont make u tough u see, it just means ur popular. id say when he gets there tommorow, get ur freindsto make a circle with u 2 in it, and just say time to sort shit out, punch him in the nose and then knee him inthe nose, his nose will break andhe pretty much will start crying in front of everyone, trust me a GOOD blow in the nose hurts like hell, if u break it he will be in agony. think about it, would u like to get jumped? getting banged and knowing u cant do anything about it? a fair fight shows whose better, not getting ur mates to do the dirty work

 

Yeah, it's one thing to fight someone. It's a very cowardly thing to team up on someone. and it's even more cowardly if your backstabbing him at the same time. Grow some balls or chill out. No offense.

 

Yeah, so hit him in the nose.
If you do it just right, you'll drive it into his brain and kill him.
You'll go to prison for life,
and be some lifers girlfriend.
You like to fight?
Wait till you get to prison.
You'll be fighting alright.
You'll be fighting the urge to vomit,
as one those big psychos puts his dick in your ass.

Stick to THC.
Alcohol is bad, MKAY

 

are you a moron? yeas you are. when i was a kid i used to believe this bs about someone hitting you in the nost with a flat palm and u end up dead. the truth is, your nose isnt a proper bone, its like a really weak joint bone but it has no job as a joint. u cant drive it, you just shatter it. u dont think every boxer would die because of a blow to the nosewould you? please enlightened youself on issues before you act clever about them. smokin is a 16 year old, i doubt he will evenm break his nose but if he did, good. the bone that breaks is the top line of your nose, the skull triangle doesnt break, the top would snap or shatter depending on the blows power, even if it slid down into the trianlge its still a way to the brain. you have more chance of giving someone epilepsy from dandruff than killing them from a broken nose imo

 

well allright, if u dont wana fuck up his face until he gets cosmetic surgery to fix it, how about kick in the balls hard enough to shatter one of them
^ thats pretty fucked up and humiliating < worth a shot

 

I think beat him up once is enough... no need to "backstab" him. he already got what he deserved

 

wow. smokindude really is a fucked up kid. first his strange beliefs about god, and now his very christian actions. perhaps its because he lives in some shithole where kids are beating eachother up for fun?

perhaps its because he really has no balls and needs either his friends, or a backstab, to get his way.

i hope you become a real man and join the army you goddamn fuckwit.

i guess some of you also come from these scummy communities. maybe im just biased because i have never lived in a society where i had to hurt someone to feel good.

so i suppose you should go rape the fellow next too. then you can really feel like a man.

i am not opposed to violence, but i am opposed to gang violence and unfair fighting. he hit you without warning. so you should beat the fuck out of him. but do it by your own hand.

 

My source was a Tae Kwon Do instructor in 1967.
I had no reason to ever question the information.
From what I can find now, you are correct.
That specific way of killing someone is atleast highly unlikely,
if not impossible.

Please tell me that you aren't using that,
to imply that the kid can't die in a fight.
Street fighting isn't like professional boxing.
No rule on the street says he can't bounce
the kids head off a curb.

Calling me a moron is a personal attack. That behavior is in direct violaton of the Forum Guidlines.

I saw a post yesterday directed at you. It pointed out your tendency to a bring negative attitude to Hip Forums. After doing my research, I must agree with that poster.

Below are some of your recent blasts of hate and negative energy.
I for one, wish you would take this crap somewhere else.

"you sound like a bitch right now
u GOT PROOF that if they tried that with you you would not be killed? id say even the biggest meathed in the world will take damage from a steel shoe to the head"

"than what is the point of you being here? there is enough stupid hippies around all over nowadays. if your not going to say anything unique/original and just say the same shit 50 people before you... "

"and the saying your skin doesnt define you is pretty funny, because my oppinion on blacks is what i have seen and see everyday. i expressed it before in my posts. u cant force me to love them by saying down with racism and shit like that. hey, im not going out side and screaming KILLZ ALL ZE NIGGAZZZ. im just saying i dislike them. thats not blind racism, its just seeing the truth for what it is. i would never commit genocide, im just expressing my oppinion."

"oh wait, did you think of all that by youself? because i could swear i never ever heard someone use anything like that before, like your so original, ur a genious. like i though i heard that said somewhere to someone else, it must have been you haha. ur such a clever little boy. really funniest thing i ever heard, and to think, it was you who came up with it, a clever little pussy like you. to come up with something like that, about someone you dont even know, and make it soooooo funny, you know im so glad you exist just to come out with stuffs like that. you entertain me faggot"

 

Violence doesn't solve things man. I know you feel like you need to "get revenge" on this kid because he suckered you, but once you do this move to him, which is far worse than a sucker punch (to be ganged up upon) you may feel some short-term relief and shallow satisfaction from your revenge, but on the whole, you won't feel any different. You'll fake yourself that you're happy and that your decision was warranted, but if you have ANY heart or morality or reason you will, beneath the shallow happiness of revenge, feel horrible about doing such a mean-hearted thing.

However, if you just forgive the kid, you will feel good on the outside, and people will probably respect you for your kindness and compassion. Also, deep inside your heart, you'll feel great for turning away from the temptation to bring pain upon this kid (who has already been punished for what he did).

I really hope that you can come to terms with this kid and your soul, and do what's right- shake his hand and make peace, trust me you'll feel great as will he.

Oh yeah, and stay away from alcohol

 

wait, backing my oppinion is wrong. my mum gets bought into something, so what u expect me to thank the prick? someone says they are better, and when asked for proof its wrong? saying why i bleieve something is wrong?
you saying u havent noticed 50 sma ethreads everyday? drug test help, laced mj, my mum busted me now imgrounded etc.

and on topic, yes you can get killed in a street fight, but what i said did not include bashing his head on a cerb, stomping on his head while he is down or throwing a blow to his addams apple. and by moron i just meant ur wrong to think something like that, i used tgo think something like that and i know how moronic of me it was.