The truth is...

I'm a squirrel. There, I said it....

 

I knew it

 

...Foamy?

 

All these years you've been stringing me along like some sort of........harlot. Well, I am through with it! I will have no more! Liar! Thief! You can burn in hell with the rest of those rabid squirrels for all I care!

And to think I once loved you.....*sniffles*

 

Yeah! i noticed when we were playing xbox last night you were talking about wanting some nuts! HAHA

 

I wouldn't doubt you at all.

 

squirrely is a bad word where i'm from. now that i think on it, that's speciesist and i'm sorry.

 

ROFL! Nice, Robbie.