should self-defense classes really be open to EVERYBODY ???

I suspect The German Love Machine gets about as much action as Gene Gene The Dancing Machine


Hotwater

 

Fortunately western self defence tends to be watered down from what is true martial arts.So a dickhead can do less damage with it.

I learned one such art for 10 years , then realised the gaps / true nature of it.
It was really just a sport.

Then I learned a true martial art and my instructor was good enough to say "go way and learn these things for 2 years because what theyre doing wont make you a self defence machine".

Probably because he knew I wasnt the type just to beat someone up for fun.

I definitely believe self defence shouldnt be offered to everyone.
There should be a registration , and permanent cancellation if u misuse it.

And special techniques should be very very guarded.
I dont show my best friends most of them.
All arts should be policed by outside organisations - some arts/ sports attract scum - as instructors!

Also be aware that what u think is a self defence art , might not be that effective if the techniques and training is watered.
Last point , have fun with your training!

 

who the dojo should be open to should rationally remain up to the sensai.

of course a wise good sensai would not be seduced by irrational prejudices. but only the sincerity and good heartedness of the would be student.

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Trolls are interesting.

GLM, get help... seriously.

 

I guess I'm the only one that loves GLM's posts - they always make me laugh. GLM I think you should take a class to learn how to protect your balls from pissed off women.

 

I love his posts too. I just have pms. Haha

 

Oh I understand that. *passes midol* (even though I never take midol because I don't believe it works) haha

 

Oddly enough it works well for me sometimes and not at all other times. I'd love to know why. Hah.

 

I guess midol can only handle so many hormones. Once you reach its limit your on your own. So in other words some months you are just too much of a crazy bitch for midol to help you. haha don't feel bad it never helped me. :tongue:

 

I have bad pms and cramping problems that can't be fixed by too much. It sucks. It's why I started on the pill but I'm done with that poison so its sucks for now but I'll be okay soon.


(i dont know if that makese sense or not, its vague but it has to be)

 

I actually teach self defense classes.

Whenever I start in on a lady's-oriented self defense class, I always open with some of GLM's postings. It helps get their adrenaline going and it's good for showing them what kind of boys* it's ok to assault.



* I couldn't bring myself to use the term "men" here.

 

I sooo wanna take that class!

Learn me!

 

Oh I understand. That's when I drink coffee or hot chocolate, and curl up with a heating pad.

Ugh the pill made mine worse so I quit taking it years ago.

Maybe using GLM's balls like those stress relief balls would help with the pain. Just squeeze as hard as you can until the pain lets up. :tongue:

 

Don't fall for it Lucky! He actually just calls it a self-defense class. All he really does is feel you up and let you think you kicked his ass.

 

Haha, I know but that could be fun.

 

Are you suggesting that nipple tweaking and spanking aren't legitimate self-defense techniques?

 

it would be distracting, i suppose.

 

Oh yeah I could see that stopping a rapist. "OMG! She tweaked my nipple and spanked me! AAAHHHHHHHHHH Oh the HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Must run away!*









No I'm not high. I'm just a twit at the moment.

 

Never!

(distracting but fun)

 

I'll have you know that I've spanked and nipple tweaked every woman I know, and not one of them has tried to rape me.

Obviously my methods work.