Period Underwear

this is so true...what would I do without my "period underwear"? :H

Great post...

 

i should print that out for big elf. everytime he goes by himself to do the laundry he throws them away! i tell him not to.. and he acts like he has no clue what i'm talking about.. but i know what undies are missing when ALL mine are looking new and the ones i had before i met him are magically gone too. I NEED THOSE!!

 

LOL I guess there'd be a whole separate drawer for them if ya keep forgetting, don't worry, ur not the only one .
I was bad for that too, then I started charting my cycle. Now I look forward to it and start wearing 'em 2-3 days b4 my period is expected to start.

 

That is pretty much the exact list I go through in my head when looking for period underwear. Alas, it's nice underwear today which happens to be black

thank you for enlightening us

 

ahhh, this thread made me laugh and laugh and laugh.

Most of my period undies have the elastic coming out of them.
Oh God...I went to visit some friends not too long ago, Well I was expecting my period, so I packed both cute panties and period underwear. I kind of tear my suitcase up looking for the clothes I want to wear...well we troupe into the room I'm staying in, and my underwear just happens to be right at the top. A friend picks up a cute thong and tells me it's cute...revealing to the entire room my secret stash of period underwear. Man and woman alike got a glimpse of my dirty little secret that day.

Guys have nothing on us. We're truly disgusting creatures...and I for one am damn proud.

 

lol...guys might think we're gross with our period stains, but they have their pecker tracks and skid marks to answer for so...yeah...just start pitching their underwear every time there's a stain and you'll hear about it...and don't forget the furniture!.

 

....my undies are def grosser than my bf's...he's way higher than me on the personal hygine scale.

 

Couldn't be arsed to read all that - just answer yes or no are you saying you don't shove a tampon up your gash when you're on?:leaving:

 

Ever tried a rainbow kiss where you lick out your bird when she's on the rag? I looked like a bloody vampire when I tried it.

 

Yeah I'm a big fan of that

Sometimes, in the middle of the cycle when she's dry I stick a knife up my missus' jack and danny to replicate the effect.

It's funny, coz when I do that she gets all moody and irritable just like when she's really on!

Strange woman

 

When it's my turn to be the boss (we take it in turns you know) I like to tie her down and piss in her mouth. She hates that.

 

One night, I said to the missus go to the toilet for me, and she said she would if she could but she can't. I said she could and made her to stick her mouth over my cock, pissed in it then told her to fuck off to the carzy.

Rarely use a bog nowadays unless I'm at work

 

Cool, your my type of guy.

 

cool...a troll with multiple personality syndrome. that's never been done before.

 

What you bleating on about you fucking freak? speak in English you slag, thats the Queens fucking English to you, not some yankee drawl.

 

Lady of the freaks, what's the deal with fighting for peace, you couldn't fight sleep !

 

i'm wearing my favorite pair right now. huge bikinis that don't bind, since i'm bloated and cramping. no stains, they're just old.

 

Well, mines not regular yet so i can't predict it and trust me I'm in no hurry to show my bf!!

 

Yeah, and have sex anyway..and.. SHOCK THE MONKEY.