Dilemma - Woman's advice needed

I have arranged to take a girl out on Sunday night, you know the thing, romantic meal,(not sure if it's KFC or McDonalds, I will max her meal up before any of you do gooders moan), but In The Know finishes at 10pm, as it's our first date, will I be out of line if I bin her off in time to be home for In The Know ??

 

I think we've found a new home fella!

 

And I feel really at home already, a bet a score I nail Wandering first ??

 

She's a dyke

 

I'm not so sure, for some bizarre reason, I think you MAY have upset her, but I think my green shirt will do the trick me ol china, might even give her the log in for ITK if it re-surfaces !!

 

Any woman surfing the net for 'womens issue' is obviously keen on drinking from the furry cup -FACTAMUNDO

 

Don't let him talk about you like this ladies, PM me, and I can arrange to get sunk to the back wheels, and thus prove none of you are carpet munchers as Wall says..

Here to Help !

 

C_Ms already smashed most on hear FACT!!!!!

 

Hey I don't mind smashing the back out of a few of them myself, as long as they aint no mingers!

 

Gary and wall, seems rather uhmmm.. quiet in here at the moment..

What's everyones favourite crisps do you reckon ??

 

And I'm off home, toodle pip

 

See you same place on Monday to discuss all the important topics with our new found friends..