finish the joke....

Discussion in 'Hippies' started by comfortablly_numb420, Jun 29, 2007.

  1. comfortablly_numb420

    comfortablly_numb420 Member

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    this could be funny, I dunno im kinda baked right now, but lets try it......


    "A guy walks in a bar"
     
  2. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    and finishes this joke
     
  3. Zajko

    Zajko Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    and says: "I don't know how I got here, but walking around inside this bar is kind of fun! Maybe next time I'll try starting outside and walking INTO a bar"
     
  4. fanoffloyd1992

    fanoffloyd1992 Member

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    then he suddenly goes on a rampage, asking all kinds of big bad people to start a bar fight withe him. so tho owner kicks him out of the bar. he says, "finally, this is my chance to walk INTO the bar."
     
  5. hippy i am

    hippy i am poppy seed bagels

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    Haha, then the bouncers who clearly love bouncing kick him out again. Which of course infuriated the man, because he refused to pay for a broken chair. He refused to pay for it because they broke it over his thigh. Bouncers are so funny. They just think about bouncing. And they hang out with other bouncers and just talk about bouncing some more.
     
  6. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    then he dies end of thread!





    i love making ppl mad
     
  7. hippy i am

    hippy i am poppy seed bagels

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    Har Har Har.

    This was some joke.
     
  8. gshdgns

    gshdgns Member

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    And said "ouch!"
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    Peace. Love, Run Naked.
     
  9. hippy i am

    hippy i am poppy seed bagels

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    I have actually heard that before.

    "A guy walked into a bar and said 'ouch!'".
     
  10. hippy i am

    hippy i am poppy seed bagels

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    Ohh I hate kidney/bladder infections.
     
  11. crazylegs

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    I'm confused...is that what the guy said when he walked into the bar or is that what the bartender said or is that what the 12-inch pianist said or what? Somebody help me out here.
     
  12. hippy i am

    hippy i am poppy seed bagels

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    No, that's what I said. I just felt the need to add in an unworthy cause. Well, it's worthy to me and it hurts like hell. I hate anti-biotics. They're horse pills.
     
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