Ok, I think it's time to start one of these, havn't seen one here yet, maybe I didn't look thoroughly, who cares. Here goes. What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to get the roady to get the ladder, set it up and plug it in himself. Why do bands have roadies? To help with the equiptment and translate what the drummer says. What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians? A drummer. What do you call a drummer who is smart? Gifted. What do drummers and vacuums have in common? They both suck. Why have bands started using drum machines instead of drummers? For one, the machine can keep a steady beat, and it won't sleep with the other guys girlfriends. How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to stay there hold it, and twenty others to get drunk until the room spins. How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to screw it in, and ten others to talk about how they would've done it better. So a drummer walks into a shop, looks at the clerk and says, "Hi, I'd like to buy a pick and a set of strings." The clerk thinks about the question, looks at him and says, "Come again?" And again the drummer says, "I'd like to buy a pick and a set of strings." So the clerk thinks one more time and says, "Your a drummer arn't you?" The drummer replies, "Du-yeah, how'd ya know that?" And the clerk says, "This is a fishing shop." Did you here about the drummer that graduated highschool? Me neither. Feel Free to add on.
what do you call a dumb guitarist? a bassist what do you get when you play new "rock" backwards? new "rock" what do you call the guy who hangs out with musicians? a drummer
What was the last thing the drummer said before he was kicked out of the band? "Hey guys , why don't we try this song I've been working on?"
An anthropologist decides to spend some time living with an indigenous tribe, but can't get used to the constant drumming. Tribespeople drum around the campfire all day and all night with never a break or respite. When the anthropologist questions this practice, they reply that the drumming MUST continue because it would be an evil time indeed if the drumming were ever to stop; it would mean disaster for the community. Finally, one day, the drumming does stop, and the tribespeople are running around frantic and agitated. The anthropologist tries to calm them down, pointing out that even though the drums are silent nothing bad seems to be happening - no divine vengence or cataclysm - until one tribesperson whispers to him; "You not understand.. Drums stop.. Bass solo begin now." P.S. I'm a Bass player
the OP would have been funnier if he could spell... what do you call a banjo player with a cell phone? Hopeful. what do you call a banjo player with an agent? delusional. apologies to Pete Seeger, Pete Wernick and Dave Johnston, among others. Banjo players may substitute "bagpiper."
Haha, and I'm a drummer. No that's not true, I've been properly educated in the musical arts, as my teacher would have us rehash; First I'm a musician, then I'm a percussionist, then I'm a drummer. Whew, well that's a load on my mind...:Walks into a wall, CRASH: My favorite solo!
