I feel like I could breakdance on water

Oh joy, 2:30 am and you're laying in bed staring at the ceiling.... 3:30... staring at the wall... 4:30... watching infomercials for Bare Essentials Minerals and Vitamins... 5:30.... you think to yourself "What the hell am I doing" and I get up... Now for some reason MTV is on my tv playing shitty rock videos (how did it get there... you were watching women's entertainment and some other channel with paid programming)... then you think... well... time... time will solve it... time solves everything.... ::walks to the computer::

It's almost like a pint full of gerbanza beans or something
It's weird
It's freaky
People don't like things that are weird and freaky


You feellllllllll strange... so strange.

It's like.. when you get cold... then you get kind of tingly... holy shit... you just looked at your bed and it was made... did you do that... yes... you did do that... you're starting to remember it now.... you feel... an upset stomach coming on and off and wow... the hair on your neck is standing up... You need to take a walk.. after all, it's 6:08 am and you don't know what the hell you're doing, so lighten up...

::head falls on keyboard:: hnghbvnjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

Yes... I think I'll take that walk soon...
~ Jimmy Hoffa

 

I want chicken, I want liver
Meow mix, meow mix
Please deliver

My cat

Cool cat

Good cat

Pussy cat!

When I see him walking, makes no sense to me,

My cat is everywhere, he can waterski

My cat is amazing, he can play the guitar

He may not be an actor, but he's a Pussy Superstar!

My cat

Cool cat

My cat is everywhere, sees what he can see

He may not be an actor, we watch him on TV

My cat is amazing, he can play the guitar

He may not be an actor, but he's a Pussy Superstar!

My cat isn't crazy, he's everything to me

My cat reads the bible and he thinks he's so funny

He isn't very good, he isn't very smart

He may not be Picasso but he is a work of... art

I'd fuck him if I could... oh wait, I'm for animal rights

My cat

Cool cat

Good cat

Pussy cat!
When I see him walking, makes no sense to me,

My cat is everywhere, he can waterski

My cat is amazing, he can play the guitar

He may not be an actor, but he's a Pussy Superstar!

My cat isn't crazy, he's everything to me

My cat reads the bible and he thinks he's so funny

He isn't very good, he isn't very smart

He may not be Picasso but he is a work of... art

My cat is handsome, he can play the guitar

He can sometimes even fix the blender

He can eat a whole watermelon

My cat! My cat!

 

Oh wait... I don't have a cat.


Nevermind.

It's that damn Cat Stevens again isn't it?!?!? Pesky flies... It's sort of like sleeping for two hours and staring and watching infomercials and noticing you don't know what the fuck it is... it's almost like going to see Spiderman 3 or something... you know what I'm talking about... when Jay Leno has superman on his show and the green goblin is like I'm gonna beat the shit out of you darth vader... and he's like "Where's my crack beotch" and darth vader is like "Fo shizzle?... I ain't got ya damn crack, ya honky mofo" Then they do their fanny dance thing... mooooooooooonshadowwww moonshadowwwwwwww doodly doo fa la la la la moonshadow... The wind... something that ruby loves.... If I laugh... it changes four times.... How can I tell you Tuesday's dead, morning has broken, bitterblue... or has the moonshadow been crumpling your peace train again... or is that just teaser and the firecat...

Oh looky snoop dogg is dancing or something... and I have a zebra on my toe.. it's yougurt and bad teeth with your fruity little dance and the afghan cheese poofy skirt funky hand bandana man... nerds in sweaters with greek visors... oooh... chinese lady with bad teeth... eh... they took their masks of and everything is like "oh shit" and then the bling blingin' their shizzlemobiles...

Then it's like "Oh man, what's up" and the other dude was like "Yo... blockbuster?" and the guy was like "No, movie gallery, we don't sell buttplugs here"

I think I'll prank call some pay phones.

 

I'm going to start writing a film scriptttttttttttttt.... Boys don't cry... the true story of the walrus, a 27 year old Nebraskan who chose to pass herself off as a shithead called Brandon. When her hometown of Jimbobdannyfrank gets too hot she picks up with a homosexual bunch from Fall City with an ex-con, his buddy who’s into black tar heroin and a white trash republican girl named Mooky McDaniel. When Ralph Nader falls for the walrus it’s a safe bet things aren’t going to work out for Shiniqua Winfrey. The action focuses squarely on the pooty tang.

 

I just remembered the scent of my dad's old Ford Maverick... I wonder whatever happened to that car.

 

Sleepy-time for george

o.o

 

I don't know.

 

Neither do I.
How amazing.

Last time I saw it,
if I must recall,
was in 1995
or 1996.

It was green on the outside
And had vinyl seats
It accidently ran over my beagle winston
And the radio played swizz beats.

umm... odd.

 

saw a green one the other day couldn't tell about the seats though.It was running over a dog,but I don't think it was a beagle..

 

Orsino2 you like to write, don´t ya??

Keep it going!!!!!
It cracks me up!!!

 

Well I'm walkin on sunshine 'woahhhhh' and dont it feel good ya.

 

I think I like that song.

 

oh my goodness.... did you write that?

 

how else would it be posted under his name?


i just realized that today is george's first day of school. youre a big boy now