why drunks are funny

I'm sitting at a pub with a friend, we're drinking our Guinness.

Friend goes off and some girl at the next table stands to go to the restroom and knocks over an ashtray.

I smile at her and she comes over, buries her face into the side of my head and whispers "Shh. Don't tell anyone I did that" and walks off.



Sober people don't do that.

 

That would've made me laugh a whole lot. The story itself made me smile. Haha.

 

its called hitting on you, and she jsut tried to do it )albeit drunkenly)

 

Drunk people are so wonderfully entertaining

 

I agree

 

You shoulda followed her.


Nasty, drunken bathroom reaming...

 

Ass reaming.

 

Drunks are only funny to those who are also drunk.

HELLO!

 

last night i was at a friends house, and his sister (who i've never met)
walks in completely wasted, and walks past me.
her ring somehow got caught in my hair and pulled it.. she screamed OMG I'M SO SORRY!
and after she got the ring unstuck from my hair she grabbed my head and kissed my head saying sorry about 345938475 more times.

i laughed cause i was drunk too, but if i wasn't i'd probably be annoyed

 

i must be hilarious then...

 

...and because we always tilt...

 

I was at a party about 2 weeks ago and this one girl shows up plastered.. first she seemed okay, then about 10 min later the rampage took place. She dropped about 8 beers that were full. she ran into the tv and knocked it over along with the dvd player. She kept knocking shit over and falling down and running into the walls for the next 2 hours.

over all it was pretty entertaining for everyone at the party, we all had a good laugh at the drunk girl. until she vomited all over the ground outside and my friend looked at me with a grin on his face and said :head is head. we all were like NOOOOOOOOOO. in slow motion. It was a funny night

 

She was puking after giving him head or do I misunderstand?

 

I might have typed that wrong.. She puked.. and then he got in the car with her and she gave him head.. and then he told me. it was pretty disturbing.. he must have been pretty desperate. She was willing to do anything I asume

 

The stomach acid must have given a tingling sensation.

Chunks for her pleasure.

 

i'm drunk. i'm not sure how it happened. it's just wrong.

oh yeah, i didn't eat today. fuck.

it takes a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

 

Or a special kind of anorexia.

 

Sounds like this girl really was entertainment for all. :lol:

 

i'm pretty drunk, but i must admit at the party i was at tonight some of the people were pretty fucking hilarious, i didn't get too trashed but right now i'm sitting here online, without anyone and i wish i was still at the party, even though the party was totally dying down when i left and it's 530 and most people ae going to bed, i want to keep going!!
don't do drugs kids!! stay in school!!

 

There are several categories of drunks, like friendly funny drunks, aggressive drunks etc...Not all drunks are funny.....I, on the other hand, am.....