I really need this job that is requiring me to take a drug test at the end of the week, I stopped smoking yesterday when I found out which gives me 6 whole days before the test. What can I do to pass the test? I'm a 27 year old female, approximately 135 lbs, I walk everyday and eat healthy, mostly. I have been a heavy smoker, several times a day for years, but recently the quality of the weed I've been smoking has been the lowest of low grade DOG SHIT swage, and I haven't had as much of it as I would have liked anyway. What are my chances? My cousin told me to drink a lot of Cranberry Juice everyday from now until then, take a shot of vinigar every day, and also lots of water and sweating. Any advice would be very helpful.
From what I understand, the tea does work. The trick is that you've got to drink a large quantity of the stuff and hold it. I've also heard that using it in the days leading up to the test can be helpful, but I think that's pretty well bullshit, and here's why. The tea works by introducing chemicals into your urine so that the test results are inconclusive (which isn't the same thing as negative...and of course the makers of these products don't tell you this). It doesn't magically pull THC out of your fat cells. Only time does that. Time and possibly sweat, because a faster metabolism will run itself clean in that way sooner. And that's pretty much it. If you've only got six days, you can workout like a lunatic and sit in a sweat lodge for a couple of hours a day from now until then, or take a chance with the tea. A third (kinda sketchy, imo) option that a friend who was in the navy told me about is that a urine test is automatically invalid if it is contaminated, such as with a pubic hair. I don't know how practical it would be to slip a pubie in the little jar before you hand it off, but I do trust that the United States Navy has a pretty fucking good piss test, and if it can be trumped by a hair, then it will surely cause this group to have to retest you.
I got an extention on the test for the job I hope to start, it's Monday, so I've had 2 weeks to clean out. I tested positive in my store bought home test this morning, so I'm going to find a detox solution at a local head shop since 2 weeks wasn't long enough to clear out. I hope to God it works, my whole fucking life is depending on this. Other wise I will have no job and no home. At least I know where I stand, chances are I'll test positive if I don't alter it in some way. So I've been suffering sober for 2 weeks, making myself sick drinking cranberry juice for nothing. I had my first sober birthday in more than 10 years last Sunday, LAME.
Most of those detox drinks actually only work if you drink them an hour before you actually take the test. Vinegar doesn't do shit. JibberJabber had it right. Work your ass off. The actual day of your test, go pee before your test, as your first piss of the day will have the highest concentration of thc in it. And then don't work out. At this point you want to keep as much THC in your cells as possiable.
Cranbery Juice does work but dont drink it 5 days before your test. When you dilute your piss it will only work of the time of the test. Thats like saying I'm gonna drink some cranberry juice and in 3 days thc will be out of my system, NO, only works of the day of the test. Drink tons of water right before the test too. Also I have heard you shouldnt work out 2 days prior to the test. When you work out you burn fat, thc is in fat, so the thc gets burned into your blood and urine faster.
yeah, working out can really help. but as he said DONT work out 2 or 3 days prior to the test as this can cause in anything left being released into your bloodstream resulting a higher thc content and a failed test. hopefully by working out and such you'll be below the threshold of the test and you'll pass
i passed a swab test for my job and i was told about the test the day before, all i did was drink like 25 glasses of water.I was freaking out pretty bad when they told me i had to take one since i had smoked 4 days before that
dude swab tests only test if you have done drugs recently within past 24hrs.... the person is worried about a piss test not a swab test.
Sweat like shit every day before the test. Rinse yourself out with water/cranberry juice. Good luck and keep us posted
