i'm celebrating it RIGHT NOW!! frankly, i don't understand why we don't celebrate canada day her int he states. fuck, we celebrate cinco de mayo. what's the deal?
cinco de mayo was invented by the coors breewing company to improve their image and sell more beer to college students Talk to coors they will promote it. Hell yer all close to em and shit
this is true. i should go down there, braless, slap the massive bitches down on the counter, liplock the receptionist to get to the big man, and say "why do we have cinco de mayo, but no canada day?"
i hate when people try to make these government sanctioned "fuck off for a whole day and drink beer" holidays into patriotic shit.