Guys-ever fake an orgasm?

Sure we all know that women fake orgasms, but im ashamed to say I faked an orgasm with this one chick, cause i could only go once and I was trying to fck her a second time and it wouldnt work, partly cause of performance anxiety, and I didnt want to look like I couldnt perform , so I faked a fckin orgasm. Has any one done this. This sint the only time ive done it either- antoher time pretty much the same type deal.

 

No

 

Once. Similar situation to what you describe.

Would you be more comfortable blaming it on the beer?

(Or are you just taking the opportunity to brag that you expect to be able to do a 2-fer?)

 

IT was the Beer! Righto! Gotta lay off that alchohol..man was I ever wasted....well, maybe a little..

 

LOL - I considered faking an orgasm when I was with my first MILF. We'd been going at it for over an hour and I was getting tired and figured "What the hell" but after giving it another 5 minutes I finally came.

 

Alchohol is an imperfect drug.

 

I have never faked an orgasm, never thought about it.

I have faked real interest in a woman. Y'know...just so I could doodle her cooter.

 

Once, when I was masturbating.

 

Nalencer: lol

gjg: Once, my first time.

 

Beer is to weed what sex is to beating off.

 

Hah! Never faked an orgasm. If the chick isn't any good, I just don't have one!

But I always make sure she has one

 

Bawwwhawhaw. hawhaw. haw.

 

I have once, came in from a rave and the gf had just got up, I was fucking out of my nut, so I had a problem just getting it up in the first place, then I just couldnt come.... 15 mins later shes having the time of her life but I just couldnt come, I faked it (wearing condom) got to the bathroom, condom in the bin, went to bed...SORTED

 

She was probably faking too.

 

Well then it was a big ball of fakeness then.

 

In my 20s, when I always used a condom and wanted to have intercourse four or five times a night, sometimes after two or three ejaculations (each with less sperm), I just could not cum again, and I was getting tired, so I would fake it. She could not feel the sperm ejaculate inside the condom, so she never knew. We would play around for a while after that, so that when we went again, I had regenerated a little and could cum again.

 

yeah i had a bottle of milk there and sprayed that whilst i moaned

 

How can a man fake an orgasm? Think about it. You guys that pretend to have faked it...what can I say. Women know an erect dick from a full condom. Unless you haven't been that impressive to begin with.

 

i didn`t understand either `til they said about the condom thing. it is possible to fake it, i would know though.. and it`s nothing to do with the penis.

 

u wouldnt know if i was faking it. Id go aahhhh ohhhhfck babay...mmmm and thenm collapse like tottaly exhausetd and say it was the best orgasm i ever had...and u wouldnt know.