so, we moved to a new house across town in february...

she's got the attitude. it's perfect.

tarabelle can serve beer, dressed like one of those octoberfest babes...

 

What can I do?





Wait...

Don't answer that...

 

Well anyways, good use of "woo-woo."

 

doesn't matter. though when i was that age, i was deliberately trying to titillate. one doesn't buy a skimpy, expensive bikini, put on make up and hose your girlfriend down on a trampoline unless you're trying to titillate.

 

That disgusts me.

























































That I wasn't there when it happened, of course.

 

pfft.

 

Did you just fart?

 

I hear what you're saying, the girls at the local high school were washing cars to raise money for some trip they were going on, and in a "car wash scene" right out of Cool Hand Luke, they virtually made love to my car, and they raised the ire (so to speak) of every guy whose car they washed



Hotwater

 

i work in a bar....the only man that works in the bar with us works in the kitchen....we have water fights in the bar and dance in a cage....i am no stranger to titillation or degradation...i bet my boss would buy a trampoline for our bar....

 

they hiring?

 

yes they are actually

 

Sweet. You haven't lived until you've seen me bust a move in a cage.

 

cool, i'd certainly love to live

 

I just realized I have power over life.

I feel so virile.

and kind of horny