My Fun but Fucked up Night. (long but funny?)

So. I went to my buddies house around 11 30 and another one of the guys were already there and we were just chillin. At 12 we ventured out to my best friends dealer and he best friend picked up and 8th and I sold my scale to this guy for 1.5 grams of really good weed. (smells like grape) After this I get a call on my best friends phone from the other guy who was going. He said he forgot to get pot so we should come by and get the money.

So we go to his house and get 90 bucks from him, then we all head back to my house and go to the woods and chill there for about 30 minutes then I went home got the vodka (forgot the beer oops) and the fireworks. When I returned I called my dealer and told him to come by with half and ounce plus an 8th.

He comes over drops it off, we smoke 2 bowls. and then me and my buds head out to hilander. At hilander we bought food, drinks, tp and eggs. One of my buds named will buys condoms and kytouch warming personal lubircant. (it gets hot!) When we are leaving we have one of those tiny carts for kids and we decide to take it. (we were still a little high) We were at the far end of the parking lot when the manager comes after us and this lady is just yelling at us but we crossed the street quickly and left the cart.

We then made an apple bowl smoke another bowl and tried the vodka. IT WAS TERRIBLE! YUCK! That shit burns. It was Stoli Raspberry. We then decide the way to do this is 1/4 of the shotglass vodka 3/4 dr. pepper. It was better so we drank about a 1/5 of the bottle and were feeling nice.

Then Will decied to shoot a firework out of his ass. So I light it and run. I tripped on a stump and fell so I am on the ground with my pants around me ankles laughing my ass off, and the bottle rocket goes off. The fuse burnt his ass. lol. We laugh for 5 minutes or so since I am on the ground it was some funny shit.

It starts to poor and roscoe start screaming because he is scared because of the rain lightning and thunder. It looked like somone was going to come out with a chainsaw but me ian and will were still relaxed.

We hop on our bikes and head to walmart (it was about 7pm I believe). So were riding up and hill and me friend Ian cuts my friend will off and he falls and crashes into me and I fall. We finally get back up and continue to walmart. Once we are in we get kool-aid singles to add to the vodka, more chips, ice, hot dogs and buns, and frosting. We then pay and leave and notice it is going to start raining. So roscoe and ian stay outside while will and I head back inside for a tarp. We buy a massive 12' by 24' tarp and a lantern. We then pay and go outside and They carried shit while I carried one of those big bags of ice.

When we get back we set the tarp up over us and found out the lantern didnt work. (we did have batteries)

Then we add for pack of kool-aid singles to it and still tastes like crap but end up drinking about a little less than half the bottle. So we have a little over half a bottle of vodka and decide to add a juiced rockstar. It comes out perfect. We all start swigging it take as much as we wanted and I become wasted. We then smoke weed and decide to go tping and egging after seeing if this one chick is home.

On the way there we are hiding from cars and then one comes and we all jump into woods. I am on the left side of the street so I jump into the bushes and hide while the other guys run through the woods on the other side of the street. The guy in the car had a spotlight and was shining it on m, but couldn't see me becuase I jump far in and he was saying things to scare me. He then sees my 3 friends running down the street (didnt know this till later)
and he follows them. When he was gone I was trying to find my friends because I thought they were still on the other side of the street. I can't find them so I am scared looking up and down roads for them (i only know this neighborhood and ian sort of knows it). So I am walking around searching and I go back to our site and look for them but they werent there. I grabbed a bike and was gonna look for them. I see them coming up so i felt better.

Will tells me the guy got out of the car and started chasing him and was ten feet away and will fell down but still got away. So we go back to chillin in the woods. Then I thought I lost the weed so i feel like shit because there was still an 8th in it. I found out that will was putting it in his frosting and eating it. lol.

So we smoke the eight and it is like idk whenever the birds start chirping and will and i crash on the wet ground. The other 2 just slept in chairs.

At 7 am today we all go to our houses and slept.


I woke up at 4 it is now 4:45


I may of forgot shit but I am tired. lol.

 

That sounds fun. Did it live up to your expectations?

 

haha it did, but It scared the hell out of me when I couldn't think straight.

 

Damn coll story man,but why was that guy chasing you dudes ??Didi he wanted to steal weed or what?who was he?cop?

 

It was past curfew early in the morn. And we reacted late and scattered so it looked bad. Plus we had tp and eggs.

IDK if he was a cop but he did have a spotlight or maybe a strong flashlight on me.

 

haha that sounds like a fun night, you hooligan

 

haha twas fun and frightening. It was cool with the rain, but no rain would have been better. Thank god we bought that tarp.

We left the woods trashed!

 

awesome.
getting trashed is always a fun time

 

Yall must have had alot of money to buy all that shit like a tarp and a lantern lol sounds fun...really fun

 

Yea Will is rich.

 

sounds like a fun night lmao wut is tp?

 

tp or teepee, when you throw toilet paper on somone house and trees.