Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Demonstrates and sells strap-ons door to door to the elderly

 

Has sex with the elderly with said strap-ons.

 

gained the respect of Oprah by revealing the secret during a special backstage meeting, and revealing it through dance

 

Danced on Oprah's couch like Tom Cruise.

 

Danced on Tom Cruise's couch like Oprah

 

owns a blue suit, with red pinstripes. he only wears it with his albino alligator boots and belt, with an over dyed green hemp man bag

 

Makes withdrawals from sperm banks

 

donates sperm to Goodwill

 

Stole Jethro Tull's flute!

 

This one time, at band camp, Hippy I Am put Jethro Tulls flute in her pussy

 

Gives lap dances to Korean War veterans

 

Gets lap dances from Korean War vetrans

 

Egg murderer.

 

Flautist

 

owner and operator of a sex club in Thailand

 

Worships Friedrich Neitshzche. (sp?)

 

worships the door knob on the master bathroom door @ 24942 Basswood ave, Moreno Valley, CA 92388

 

Secretly raises the sasquatch she gave birth to in her basement.

 

gives cookies to NAMBLA bake sales

 

Flosses with used Tampons