Robotic toilets to fight off "illegal gay sex"

http://showyourgaypride.com/2007/07/robotic-toilets-to-fight-off-illegal.html

Automatically opens the door ? So, if I want to have a shit for 10 minutes...

 

lol wtf!?

 

i guess illegal straight sex would be interrupted, too.

shit fast, guys!!

 

this sentence made me lol

"IT'S FUNNY AND VERY INSULTING TO YOUR FACE, MAYOR NAUGLE."

 

they never heard of a quickie?

 

this is just too funny

 

i got this email on "a change of office rules" or some such junk, and one of the rules was the people were spending too much tim in the bathroom. so from henceforth, after five minutes the stall door would automatically open and your picture would be taken. anyone caught smiling for the camera would be fired.

 

^ seriously?

 

no.

 

How would it differentiate between gay sex and straight sex?

And if you only get a couple minutes, what if you have to take a crap? Better push hard I guess.

 

Gay sex usually involves two people of the same gender. Straight sex, does not. There has to be some sort of calculation they can run to figure it out.

And I think Mayor Naugle is a closet homo.

 

Would it use the Clintonian definition of sex?