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during blackouts, pours rice crispies and 2% milk into police car gas tanks

 

Collects rice after weddings while crying...takes it home and cooks it for dinner.

 

mastubates to my picture.

 

Once gave a roadie a blowjob just to get backstage to give Mick Jagger a blowjob.

 

sodomizes kitties and bites their heads off

 

watches cartoons on pbs.

 

Crashes funerals with impromptu Tupperware parties

 

Makes lace barbie doll dresses.

 

Models them for me.

 

makes models and miniature sets from various Gilligan's Island episodes

 

Asked a group of nuns if they wanted to see his 10" pianist....

 

will book you a small table in a half way house at midnight
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shwanked George Michael during his "Faith" days in a posh roadside toilet.

 

bottles unfiltered Tap water and sells it for 11 bucks a gallon over the internet

 

Writes novels under the name Sir. P.P. Pants

 

is a guy with a wedding dress fetish
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wears boxer briefs.

 

Got kicked out of the zoo for throwing poop at the monkeys...

 

has been coming to these forums for 25 years and finds this thread very offensive
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Gets drunk and tells dirty fairy tales to his doll...