I thought I fart but I shit

Now it's your turn


Make a sentence like this

I thought I _____ but I ______ .

 

That's gross. Go change your drawers.

 

that's discusting man; it's "I thought I farted but I shat"

It's just as easy to get these things right.


I thought I zigged but I zagged.

 

I thought I made love to yo momma but in reality I fucked a llama.

.......thought I'd add some yo momma humor into the mix.

 

"I thought i fart but i shit"

You sharted.

HAHAH

 

I thought I opened a thread, but I only looked at different words.

 

here I come all broken hearted, Came to shit and only farted

 

I believe that's called sharting. I've never sharted before, but then again I don't force out any gas either, so maybe next time you should be more careful.

PS - never "fart" while taking a laxative. You're playing with fire if you do so!

 

you know what thought thought?

he thought he fart but he shit.

 

I thought I was charming, but I was drunk.

 

BA..HA HA HA !

 

I made the rest like sitting on the potty.

Here I sit broken hearted
Tried to shit but I only farted
Tried to stop but it's too late
Now we have to fumigate

 

I know..don't quit my day job, right?

 

Whats going on here?

I didnt get it with the drawer. can someone please translate?

 

I thought I rocked, but I rolled

 

i thought i spun, but i tripped