I can prove the exsitance of god.In My ASS.Right now.

Discussion in 'Agnosticism and Atheism' started by Gen. Disarray, Jul 6, 2007.

  1. Gen. Disarray

    Gen. Disarray Banned

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    everytime i fart, i hear his voice.
    every dump i take, i see his face.
    god lives in my ass. he's floating in my toilet right now.
     
  2. Eugene

    Eugene Senior Member

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    I shudder to think of what your church services are like.
    but if you are seeing faces or hearing voices when you poo, i'd go to a doctor right away, that's a sign of something serious.
     
  3. relaxxx

    relaxxx Senior Member

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    Well, some believe that God is everything so in that case God certainly is a piece of shit in every sense of the word.

    I don't believe that shit. Damn it kids, if you can't believe in anything good then don't believe in anything at all!!

    The only thing I can prove is the existence of Gas in my ass right now.

    It's a good thing!
     
  4. AncientHippie

    AncientHippie Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Heck. Why not?
    This makes as much sense
    as any other religion.*

    * Except for Hedonism.
    That makes sense.
     
  5. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    The aspect of God in Nature is only that, an aspect.

    I dont know how else to put that really, seeing as
    no words can describe God, only the emnation of God's
    Light can be perceived, its called the Universe :tongue:
     
  6. venom_zx

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    what emission? without reason this is meaningless. you are just spitting setences aren't you.
     
  7. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    In reality, we are all splitting sentences, so
    I dont believe that this needs bringing up :rolleyes5:

    Not emission, emnation
    Im not saying we are an emission from some'thing'
    that always was, which is what emission implies.

    Im saying that we are an emation, which implies
    that we are in a way, a reflection.

    I called it God's Cosmic Dream

    We are like a storm of the sea of God's essence, we
    are like the waves pushing through the water.
    Where does the sea come from? We dont know.
    But we do know that we are on the sea, in the form of waves.
    Waves = Vibration.
    Vibration = Aum.
    I dont think this can be properly understood without
    serious study and mediation on your part, because you
    are using your mind to comprehend, and not your higher Self.
    Like the coal / diamond example I mentioned in the other
    thread.
    How can you radiate more light if you dont try?
    I mean it will happen eventually so thats not really important.
     
  8. venom_zx

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    i thought you mean emanation. i have never heard of emnation. what is that
     
  9. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    Oh come on man so I typed something wrong :rolleyes5:
     
  10. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    omg, your awful, you know that right? i don't even believe in god; and i know that your going a bit far!....i think i just like to argue with you for some reason. lol!
     
  11. venom_zx

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    its not ur typing. dont you find it strange that i thought you meant the same word and that you still didnt agree with me [​IMG]
     
  12. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    About as strange as your suggestion that I use logic
    yet neither of us will open up to reason and compromise :)
     
  13. venom_zx

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    i thought reason and logic were the same thing
     
  14. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    Then why arent you using it?
    I agreed to not get emotional (why one shouuld even
    have to do something like that is beyond me, but :rolleyes: )
    and you said that I am not being logical.
    Well, were is your reasoning?
    Did you even try to understand where Im coming from?
    Or are you just judging me as a loon with bullshit poetry
    and throwin out what i say?
     
  15. venom_zx

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    but i have provided the reasons for the things i have been saying. i can't do anything with information that i can't relate to in anyway out of my own experiences.
     
  16. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    But see, this is not true venom, you can, but you
    are not trying!
    Just....open your mind, as lame as that is to say :&
    Why dismiss something you dont understand as unrealistic
    without studying a little further and getting a feel?
    Do I need to fully comprehend the molecular design
    of a loaf of bread in order to enjoy it?
     
  17. venom_zx

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    i simply do not understand what you are saying. i think of myself as pretty reasonable
     
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