What do you call the Penis?

I've got "Alexander the Great" and "The Colossus of Rhodes" as my #1 and #2 choices for names.

 

I usually call it cock and dick.

 

agamemnon the conqueror

 

pee wee herman, and my testacles are itchy and scratchy

 

I call it pepper cause it's too hot.

 

his name is rubik the more u play with it the harder it gets

 

johnny eye splatter

 

wee willie winkie.

 

Tiny

 

Johnson.

I specifically made a Fake ID with my last name Johnson as well just cause of it... I know that's weird... Calling my self a dick...

 

dong
pud (as in wackin yer pud)
pecker

 

ODE TO MY PLEASURE-ROD:
Unleasher of the mighty lifeful seed,
Destroying Man's fears and insecurities,
Showering down pleasure when it's in need,
Life-force flowing in joyful purities!
Being one half of the most powerful deed,
A beast waiting always to be unleashed,
Thirsting to force his other half to bleed,
The names for him are many, at the least;
My Mother, Father, Sister, and Brother,
Teacher, Neighbour, Physician, Holy Priest,
New titles there always to discover,
The main course, and guest, at every feast,
He cares for me beyond any other,
That's why I call him my perfect Lover!!!

 

I call my boyfriends penis Russel The Love Muscle and hes the best ever. lol.

 

dick or cock

 

Long Dong Silver...or the Rectum Ravager...or The Punisher...cause its just so damn big

 

You do an excellent job of proving your point.

BTW I call mine, Johnson.

 

My fat cock

 

I call it "Hui".

 

Dick, meat, tube steak, pecker.

 

well,
i put the guy's name first, folowed by 'junior'
ex: bobjunior
lol