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So I'm gonna post another post here. I shave everything, yup have a pocket pussy(how I love it). Most men talk about how well hung they are. I don't go around looking for cocks, but are they really telling the truth. My confession is that I'm hung like a flea in an ice cube. It's that bad. If they made porn with small cocks, I would be a star. Should I be worried? I've never had a complaint. Although when I went recently to get a physical, the doctor kinda gave me a strange look. I've never really been ashamed until recently when my buddy said his was 8 inches.

 

ouch...that must suck. my curiousity is, exactly how small are you talking?

 

Meeshka you bastard!!! Umm... no, but seriously - how small are you?

Should you be worried? I think the repeated statement of girls saying, "size does not matter" may soothe ya. But seriously, if you can make girls come ten times with your mouth, i'm sure you're aight. And get rid of the damn pocket pussy, get yourself a REAL pussy. Or atleast keep the pocket pussy on the side, you know, cuz a pocket pussy ain't no pocket girlfriend. Cheers dude, keep ya chin up.

 

Im not going to brag but i mesured mine and it was above 10 inches but if u cant use it well what use is it?

and i agree with the above a women love tounge tricks...what combve van sex does to people....learnt some very cool stuff

But ultimately the penis is not always the most stimulating thing for a woman!

 

Did you have a woody?..............I hear they don't like it when you get aroused during an exam.

 

what? i was curious...

 

Short dick? All the more reason to be a carpet muncher

 

How do you even know he's telling you the truth?..............................

 

Dude seriously, dick size is a common thing with guys, they always have the biggest dick, the most money, and the fastest cars, its just a common thing with them since they think they are in compitetion with other guys. The ones that overcome the bullshit, and act like a normal person and use small things called, charm, sense, and confidence..... they are usually the ones leaving with your prom queen, even though he might have no dick at all.

 

i came up with the ultimate idea that i hope to capitalize on in the near future (or you guys can steal it if you want, just so long as you name it after me)

i call it moose measurements...

okay take a measuring tape in principle, and show inches centimeters and feet...but only let the tape measure up to a foot in lenght, thats all you'll need.....at anyrate make inches very visible, but instead of using actual measurments, use 2/3rd measurements and mark them as full. so the inch mark is only really 2/3rds an inch, and the 6 inch mark is only really 4 inches...that way us normal guys with 6 inch penis could take pics or our dicks that say our 6 inch peter is 8 and a third inches long...if you've got a 9 inch dick you could make it look a foot long...it would be great!!

think about it....you know you want it...

 

It won't matter how you measure it a small dick is a small dick..............

 

dude I think you should tie a small rope to the end of your cock and then tie a weight to the other end, let it dangle every day for a month or so, that will make your cock bigger

 

dude! that doesnt work dude! dude he needs to get one of them books for dudes, and dude he needs to like read it dude.

 

pff, not in moose measurements. in moose measurements even the small can be well endowed.

and with moose mirrors the poor can be made to look wealthy...simply add the pattented moose mirror to your wallet and watch as the wad of cash seems to double in size in front of your very eyes! no more extra hours at the office to get the huge wad you've been dreaming of.

 

The majority of men have been using "moose measurements" for years!

 

^^ sounds about avberage and i second the "butt" notion. if it's so small, they wouldn't mind a pokey poke in the rump! i've always considered myself small, although recently found out about "moose measurement" and now i am confident i am about average. I still hold an inferiority complex over my peter cause all my friends made fun of me when i was little for not being circumsized. still today, poeple are weirded out by an uncut male =( no girls have ever complained though, one fucking loved it, which i didnt understand.

but for the women who found there way into this thread, how big is too big? how small is too small?

and penises are measured two ways, length AND girth, dont forget!

 

I don't know what your problem is but if you don't have anything nice to say then shut the fuck up

 

Oh dude comon dude whats up with that other dude....dude!

 

I was replying to someone else about a book, they sell about how to make your dick bigger? If you can't handle it you need to shut the fuck up, and stop posting theads that you don't want the answer to. Well maybe you could just put a warning down at the bottom of the post though: Warning I am extremeist asshole, I cannot handle for anyone to answer my questionns because I am god yes I am the smartest being in the world and I cheat and veryone else should do the same.





ignorant bastard.

 

Lets all calm down and sing the lesbain seagull song shall we!?