Almost got busted by cops.......again

This had to be the most fucked up experience I've had with my friends when we were stoned. Like me and my friends were smoking some bud behind this church, so me and my friends put eyedrops in our eyes and head out because we were done. Then my stupid ass friend like decides to doughnuts in the church parking lot. (for those of you who don't know, doughnuts are when you spin the car around in a circle very very fast.) Well, anyways, right when my friend gets done, low and behold, the whole time we were doing this, a cop car was right there and witnessed it. So the cop comes up and he's like "what were you guys doing over there behind the church" and we were just like "Nothing, officer, we were just hanging out and smoking some cigs" and the officer said, "well you smell like weed" and we just said that that's cigarette smell he's smelling. So then he does a sobrierty test on me and my friends, luckily we put eyedrops in beforehand so he didn't notice that we had red twitchy eyes. So then he gave my friend a ticket for wreckless driving by doing doughnuts in the parking lot. So that was it, but here's what gets more fucked up.

Like later after that, we pulled up to this gas station because my friend said he wanted to "buy some cigarettes". Well, my friend goes in and all of a sudden, this woman goes crazy on him, like she's threatening to call the cops on him because my crazy ass friend decided to walk behind the counter when she wasn't looking to steal a pack of cigarettes. She caught him so she called the cops, and low and behold, the same cop that just got done talking to us before, shows up again. And my friend, bailed out beforehand so the cop couldn't catch him. So the cop asks us if we had anything to do with it, and we were just like "No, that wasn't us at all, that was all him" and he was like "well, get back home now guys, this is the last time I'm warning you". And the whole time all this stuff went down I was high as hell and was like "Damn, we are some lucky dudes man"

 

Wow, cool cop.

 

OMG, like that is tottally like, crazy, like, omg.

 

You should bitch slap your friend.

 

Damn, same cop twice? Got lucky as hell.

 

haha true that.

 

funny story but your friend is a fuckin idot lol

 

Yeah, haha... someone is probably going to beat his ass one day.