Confession: I am a cronic masterbater!

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by Langox510x, Oct 1, 2006.

  1. Langox510x

    Langox510x Member

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    Damn, I ain't got shit on you. I used to hear stories like that about kinds, but I didn't think anybody actually ever did it. Where the hell did you unload though???

    I think worst for me would be going into a public restroom to shot off, or once on a boyscout campout I went off in the woods to beat it.
     
  2. mushroomherb

    mushroomherb Member

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    ive done everything you mentioned, and it was a tiny load.
     
  3. Aesthete

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    Hah. Sometimes (especially in study hall - when i'm not doing anything in particular) I hump the air, mimicking my "humping the bed" method of masturbation, bringing me to a quite pleasurable hard-on. I have study hall in a dimmed auditorium, and I sit out of vision of everyone. I never, of course, reach ejaculation. Would this count? :p


    I guess I'm a chronic masturbator!
     
  4. TheLizardQueen

    TheLizardQueen horny for knowledge

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    hmm, I guess there's no problem with doing it at school. I could only imagine how funny it would be to get caught doing it if you went to a Catholic school.
     
  5. RiverStone

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    I need help...um...the masterbating thing, I do it too, but today, no mean to gross you out but, I had BLOOD in my orgasm. Does anyone know why? I cant have an STD, Im only 13 and still a virgin and I'm sorta worried, hope someone here can help me.
     
  6. Langox510x

    Langox510x Member

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    ^^^I think that happens to every male when they turn 13, lol!
     
  7. RiverStone

    RiverStone Ancient

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    oh, so its normal? Yay! I'm not sick after all!
     
  8. mushroomherb

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    thats not normal cuz i looked on a site called jackinworld. they say stuff on it.
     
  9. mystik_lilac

    mystik_lilac Super Moderator Lifetime Supporter

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    Yup I have to have it everyday. If I don't have sex...then I take care of it myself =)
     
  10. wonderboy

    wonderboy the secret of your power!

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    dont you get sore?
     
  11. mushroomherb

    mushroomherb Member

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    how could somwone get sore from once a day?
     
  12. TheLizardQueen

    TheLizardQueen horny for knowledge

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    If it's done for prolonged periods of time, I guess you could get sore. I try to keep it short, I don't want to 'break' anything
     
  13. RiverStone

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    OH MY GOD, WHAT'D IT SAY?! AM I SICK AFTERALL?! T^T o_O
     
  14. wonderboy

    wonderboy the secret of your power!

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    aha guess i shoulda specified who i was talking to... i was talkin to the person who asked "how many times an hour?" i was like WOW that's impressive
     
  15. AtTheMountainPeak

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    would a chrocnic masturbater jerk off while he was driving? hahahahahaha (yes i did reach orgasm)
     
  16. Skoti

    Skoti Banned

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    my penis is to small for a girlfriend, so I'm a cronic masterbater too!
     
  17. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    I LOVE masturbation.. fuck.. even if i have sex i still masturbate at least once a day
     
  18. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    i never do, cuz i'm much too lazy. i always have someone to do it for me though.
     
  19. D_MAN

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    try 15 years buddy. :(
     
  20. xLEFTOVERCRACKx

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    I bbeat it too even when I have sex everyday. its weird, but sometimes in the shower, you just get a bit too bored.
     

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