The Drunkest You've Ever Been

I just was thinking this would be a good idea for a thread.
What's the drunkest you've ever been?
What happened? What were you drinking? Etc...
Tell me your stories..

 

er. don't remember.

 

there have been several times that may have been the drunkest i've been. i tend not to remember nights like that though so it's pretty hard to rate them

 

How bout this what the drunkest you've every been and can remember.
One time I was over at some county fair and I was drinking beer to start off the night probably 7 or 8. Then this girl I know took me for a cruise and I got really stoned. After that I remember yelling. "WHERES MY WHISKY" I was fucked up at this point so I made someone else traverse the 100 meter to my pickup and get it. Then I don't remember I ended up at a friends house passed out in his chair.

 

ok, well the drunkest i've ever been.... let me remember. So one day, during final testing in school, a few buddies and I headed over to my house around 10:30 am. We had just finished our first test and decided not to go to the second one cuz it was a joke of a class anyways. We started off with a few 6 packs of corona to get things going. Once we were nicely buzzed, we brought out the jd. My personal favorite... it just goes down like water. Hehe. The last thing I remember clearly was chugging 1/2 of it. After that, I prayed quite religiously to the porcelain god. My parents got home around 11 30 pm. All of my friends except one boned out. So that friend, who was also drunk, had to talk to my parents (and his) and tell them that I wasn't feeling well. My parents came in my room and were like awww poor baby. He later told me that he had told them that I had eaten too much at souplantation. O ya and we smoked a lot of bud, so that didn't help either. Anyways, that's my drinking story (one of the few i can remember). Post up your greatest drinking story, who knows maybe someone will like it. Talking about drunk, i'm a little right now. so pleae excuse any errors/stupidity in my writing.

 

if the thread was the most hungover you've been, i could compete for that one right now...

 

Total blackout after about 10 PM ... Woke up mostly naked in a strange girls bed ... All and all not bad, except for the blacking out.

 

one time, probably in grade 9 or 10 we were walking around the neighborhood going to meet up with some people

as we were walking i had a 600ML pop bottle mixed with all types of hard liquors, all 40% alchohol

i downed that in like 2 minutes and was already fuckin drunk, then we proceed to walk a little furhter and a buddy of mine had a 2L bottle filled with wine, he said it was gross and asked if i wanted any, i grabbed that and quickly downed that as well

needless to say, about half an hour later my buddies were carrying me and later on had to call my rents to pick me up hahah fuck bad night

 

Hahaha. That sucks dj. What ur parents say wen they picked u up?

 

typical stuff, disapointed, dont want you drinking etc.

they understood though

 

definately too many times to list them all.. fuck too many times to even remember haha..
one of the last shows i played with my band i got so wasted they kicked me out of the club. i was standing outside yelling at the bouncers for like half an hour and then i passed out in the snow.. then i barfed in my bassists car, fuck.. woke up the next morning on my bathroom floor at like 4 in the afternoon..
when i was in europe in march there are a few nights where i just don't remember anything passed a certain point.. waking up on the floor outside our hotel room and shit haha..

i could write a book with all my drunken stories..

 

me and my best mate decided for newyears we would share a bottle of jim beam each. burbon.
well we drank.. and drank until that bottle was gone. and about 10minutes later i hit the deck. i get called hillbilly now because i mumble pretty bad. i had about half an hour of doing who knows what then i woke up in the morning. hungover ans a mother fucker.
havnt touched alcohol since then. i hate what it does to people.

peace

 

Drunkest time was at a friends grad. party. I got there at sunset and started drinking Captain Morgan Parrot Bay. (first and last time) after a few hours of constantly knocking them back - as was everyone else - we started a bonfire and I remeber doing a drunken 'jig' with my friend aaron. We were all pretty drunk. The rest is a blackout blur-except the part where I threw up in a corn field-that was awesome. Not. I even have a pic of my that night, totally plastered of course-didn't even remember haveing my pic. taken~

 

The drunkest I have ever been was new years a few years back. It was me, My friend Sammie, her boyfriend Dan at the time and my boyfriend Josh at the time. We were in Dans basement and started drinking we had jack and vodka so I had two drinks one of each. There was 80% alcohol and 20% mixer and I downed both within 10 minutes so I was drunk. Then Josh remembers he got invited to a part and he wanted me to go, after protesting a bit I agreed, only after one more drink. We went and I drank about three beers and was completley shitted. I went up to the same guy twice in a row and asked him his name. And then I asked if anyone had seen Josh when I guess he was standing right next to me. Then Josh and I leave and apparently on the way home we had "the most important coversation of our relationship" however at this point I was in blackout mode and didnt remember a god damned thing of it. We woke up the next morning in Dans basement and Josh was pissed at me but wouldnt tell me why, I later found out it was because I didnt remeber the conversation we engaged in on the way home. He never did tell me what it was about all he said was that "if it were that important to you you would have remembered" Yeah because clearly when you are blacked out, its that easy. Needless to say we broke up awhile after, but yeah thats the drunkest I have ever been.

 

Waking up the next day with no recollection of the previous night, grass clippings all over me... I get a msg on my cell from my friend at the time yelling all sorts of shit about some sorta fling I had with his sister (hard to make out what exactly was said). So I called him back. I denied any such thing and was promptly hung up on. Later that day I check my mail and saw an email from my friend with an attachment. Opened the email and clicked on the attatchment only to find several photo's of myself and his sister fucking on the front lawn of the party I was at. (in front of atleast 10 odd spectators) Oddly enough everything worked out and we're all friends to this day. Ah the wonders of alcohol and freshly mowed grass...

 

Good stories ... good stories. Lets hear some more...

 

Well one time I drank a fifth of Beam while playing cards at a friends house. I think one other person took 3 shots, but the rest of the bottle was all me....everyone else was drinking beer. After the bottle was gone we opened another case 'o beer and split it between the 5 of us. That didn't last us very long so my buddy went to his parents store and brought back somewhere around 30-40 beers. It was a variety pack lol.....he had Bud, Bud light, Corona, XXX, Negro Modello, Coors, and a few other Mexican beers that I can't remember. I don't remember anything after I opened my first beer out of the variety pack.....

When I woke up I thought that I just passed out like normal. When I stepped outside for a smoke, I noticed one of my shoes lying in the grass....and my clothes drapped over my buddys car soaking wet. I asked what the hell I did last night, and my friends girlfriend just walked off into the woods. She came back with my other shoe and then they all told me what happened.

Apparently we each opened two "sipping" beers out of the variety pack, and had a long term chugging contest with the other 20-30. I guess after the chugging spectacular ended I decided to go for a walk. They found me a half hour later laying in wet knee high grass pointing at the clouds. To top it all off, when my friends mom got home at 7:00 am, she found me in my boxers scratching my nuts in front of their deep freeze. For some reason I decided to pull everything out of the freezer to reorgonize. Shit was laying all over the floor and there I was just scratching me nuts.

Cannabis was also in the picture....I think we smoked a quarter bag that night.

Well that was my New Years '06.....needless to say I haven't drank any Bourbon since.

 

Probably the night before my 20th brithday in Chiba, Japan. We'd been drinking since about 4pm. Various different beers, wines, spirits and to top it all off. Once it actually turned 12 o'clock we hit the champagne, cocktails and sake.

Needless to say, I was not with it the next day. I couldn't wear clothes due to overheating, which made me sick. I slept all day due to the massive hangover I was experiencing and I had to be spoonfed food in order to actually eat anything, but on a positive note. I managed to start all over again by 7pm that evening!

 

hahaha these stories are so funny!
the most drunk i've ever been was between one time in brighton or in my house around xmas.
the time in brighton me and my friends bought 3 bottles of vodka shared between two other friends. i remember downing it on the beach and then going on one of the rides pissed out of my head and then the next thing i know it's dark and i'm sitting in pizza hut.
the other time i was in my room and my friend ollie was teaching me and another friend this alcohol game, after a few rounds i got so drunk i couldn't even sit up and couldn't put my straw in my glass, then i passed out haha.
ooh actually there was another time in camden market where me and a few friends sat in the little park and downed a few bottles of vodka. thinking it had no affect we walked back to the shops, every step we got drunker and drunker. after that we made an australian friend and got several piercings.

 

I was in 10th or 11th grade can't quite remember, but anyway we are at my friends house just hanging out trying to find something to do. He gets a call saying that one of his buddies is having a party like a block away.....sounded good, didn't have to drive or anything. So we go over there drink until the keg was gone, i wasn't too drunk at this point and neither was the buddy i went with. So we get back to his house and start making calls trying to find a buyer, well we did and ended up getting 2 16oz 6 packs of bud light and a bottle of vodka. We invited two more people over (girls naturally) and we begin playing drinking games and blow through the 12 beers. Now im starting to feel pretty damn tipsy, i decide it would be a great idea to do around 12 shots of vodka as quickly as i can, i vaguely remember stumbling to the bathroom to try and piss. After that "mission" was done i guess i just stumbled into the living room and passed out on the floor in front of the tv. About an hour later my buddy hears me throwing up/choking because i was on my back. He hurried me into they're mud/laundry room to puke in the sink. Then i just dropped trow and started pissing down the drain in the floor. I woke up in his brothers bed at 3pm the next day in just my boxers and his mom saying you might want to take a shower. Needless to say there was puke everywhere in my hair and on my clothes. But his mom was nice enough to wash my clothes for me while i was sleeping. I didn't drink vodka again until just recently.....still sends shivers down my spine whenever i take a drink of it.