Pissing off stupid drunk idiots

I live on a busy street, so there are always drunk people walking home past my apartment being really loud at night. Tonight, this guy was yelling something at some girl, so I yelled that he is a stupid fat idiot. He yelled back that he saw where I live and was going to come beat me up, so I started laughing at him, but he was still yelling at me, so I pulled out my dick and started doing the windmill until he went away.

 

ROFLMAO. I never think of Pittsburgh as that kind of city. I rarly encounter drunks. Where do you live?

 

I live on Murray Ave. I only imagine it's a problem on the main streets or closer to the colleges.

 

you sir are my new hero

 

lol thats awesome man

 

hoooly shit dude i want ur autograph plz lol that is the funniest thing ever. U are the man of the month!!! maybe year ok year

 

Shit man, I live like less than a mile away from you, preatty funny. Damn, Murray has tons of street trafic. Did other people see you?

 

I don't know, but maybe. He was yelling at some girl, so maybe she saw, but I don't think she was at the right angle to see into my window. I think that he was heckling her before I exposed myself to him, but I don't know the context. Perhaps they're just kinky lovers who get off to verbally abusing each other in the street.

Living along a busy street sucks, though. I am always wary when I smoke because there are usually people outside if it is during the day, so then I have to close my windows, and my apartment gets really hot and smells like marijuana.

 

hahaha u made me spit water all over my computer screen. hahaha

 

lmao

 

haha that shit was funny

 

haha damn if someone does the windmill to you the only thing you can do is just walk away theres no response to that haha

 

i laughed so hard.

i never saw anyone do that so i had to stop and imagine it and man it was funny.

 

the windmill...hahahahahahahahaha