Pissing off stupid drunk idiots

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by undercooked, Jul 18, 2007.

  1. undercooked

    undercooked Member

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    I live on a busy street, so there are always drunk people walking home past my apartment being really loud at night. Tonight, this guy was yelling something at some girl, so I yelled that he is a stupid fat idiot. He yelled back that he saw where I live and was going to come beat me up, so I started laughing at him, but he was still yelling at me, so I pulled out my dick and started doing the windmill until he went away.
     
  2. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    ROFLMAO. I never think of Pittsburgh as that kind of city. I rarly encounter drunks. Where do you live?
     
  3. undercooked

    undercooked Member

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    I live on Murray Ave. I only imagine it's a problem on the main streets or closer to the colleges.
     
  4. Nitrusx

    Nitrusx Banned

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    you sir are my new hero
     
  5. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

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    lol thats awesome man
     
  6. Tommy1The1Cat

    Tommy1The1Cat Senior Member

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    hoooly shit dude i want ur autograph plz lol that is the funniest thing ever. U are the man of the month!!! maybe year ok year
     
  7. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    Shit man, I live like less than a mile away from you, preatty funny. Damn, Murray has tons of street trafic. Did other people see you?
     
  8. undercooked

    undercooked Member

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    I don't know, but maybe. He was yelling at some girl, so maybe she saw, but I don't think she was at the right angle to see into my window. I think that he was heckling her before I exposed myself to him, but I don't know the context. Perhaps they're just kinky lovers who get off to verbally abusing each other in the street.

    Living along a busy street sucks, though. I am always wary when I smoke because there are usually people outside if it is during the day, so then I have to close my windows, and my apartment gets really hot and smells like marijuana.
     
  9. prettylittlehippy

    prettylittlehippy Member

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    hahaha u made me spit water all over my computer screen. hahaha
     
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    deviate Senior Member

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  11. gaum

    gaum Elephant Orgy

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    haha that shit was funny
     
  12. StumblyBumbly

    StumblyBumbly Member

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    haha damn if someone does the windmill to you the only thing you can do is just walk away theres no response to that haha
     
  13. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    i laughed so hard.

    i never saw anyone do that so i had to stop and imagine it and man it was funny.
     
  14. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    the windmill...hahahahahahahahaha
     

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