Best Trippin Quotes

last night on salvia i saw myself leave myself but as i was talking to a cousin in the trip at the time and she noticed him/me i said (in my trip)..

"don't worry, that's just the rubber of me"..

didn't laugh in the trip but i laughed afterwards, plus that was the only trip i had any sort of control of.

 

A FRESH OF FRESH AIR
-me on shrooms

my friend snorted my pink eyeshadow for some odd reason and he preceded to say
"mybrain is all pink and shimmery"
and
"theres a siren going off in mynose"
-friend devinon acid k and e

 

"I got some smoke it you want to weed it" - a friend when we were drunk and he was pulling out his stash (first time i ever smoked XD)

 

Me after getting out weed, tobacco rolling papers and roach matterial and holding it in my hand "its not working, nothing's happening" (on lsd)

 

mrrrrh errrrr arrrrrrr mmmmmmmmmmmm - mate after a half gram of mdma

 

it looks like static out here!! -lsd-

 

A friend and i were on ACID and were sitting on a park bench waiting for another friend to pick us up. We were close to both a train yard and a busy intersection.
I personally dislike Tehcno/house/base music and while on my trip the sounds of all the cars and trains made this senereo play in my mind...but i had said this outload to my friend...

.......In the future tehcno music is going to consist of everyday annoying sounds and people are going to play this song one day and say " i really liked the train but it could of used more cars"

He burst into a fit of laughter.....and i then relized what i said and did the same....

...makes sence though, dont it?

 

I just remember a very funny incident I had on LSD a few weeks back.

A friend of mine says on a party about the exact spot we're sitting: "This isn't really it, is it?"
I reply: If this isn't it, we should go and try to find it.

For over 10 hours we walked around the place searching for 'it'.

 

bahhaa you fucking legend

 

After smoking an amazing amount of ganja, my friend and I decided to drive up to Taco Bell and get food. Well on the way there, I notice that the light to turn left is red so I stop. "Man, I'm so glad I noticed that the light was red. That could've been bad." My friend agrees and we continue to sit at the light. All of a sudden, my friend Chris starts freaking out, "What the fuck are you doing?" I looked at him like he was insane and then put my attention back to the road. I was TURNING into Taco Bell while the light was still blaring red. I was shocked at first but after staring at my friend we both busted out laughing in the parking lot. "I remembered to stop and forgot all of it."

"If I were to try and move, I would have to move every other particle with me. There would be an entire reaction. I would get up, and push all the other molecules forward, and they inturn would push and they could carry on like a wave. Like a consciencous demonstrated wave, moving in an infinite pattern. Permanently disturbed." - Me on Triple C's

At the Mellow Mushroom (local pizza place)...
"She knows it. She knows everything. I can't look at her in the eyes. You're gonna have to order the pizza. The pizza! Order it! I can't look at her. She'll know too much!" - Chris
"Fuck, that wizard is hitting on me!" - Me referring to the wizard painted on the window
"Did that girl just throw up a peace sign?" - Me
"Fuck, I'd like the uh... the pizza with the tomatoes... it's got that cheese. Shit. This one. On the menu. Right here." - Me

Random guy at a Modest Mouse concert: I'm the CABOOOOOSE!

"We're smoking behind a church. That's a definite strike against whatever God these people worship." - Me after the Modest Mouse concert

"I woked up and now this is how the way things are." - Me with Triple C's again

Me: Fuck! We're in an ocean! You're in a boat! Chris you are on a boat in the ocean! Oh God... I can't swim.
Chris: I'll save you! GRAB MY HAND! (on a trampoline after having quite a few beers and smoking bud)

The same night... "See it? We live in a dome. There's bolts in the artificial sky." - Me

Driving to school one morning, "I'm turning too hard," I said offhandedly. "Julie... Julie. JULIE! TURN LEFT!" After my brother had grabbed the wheel and turned for me, "Do you even realize that you ran off the road?"

"They sing some really pretty colors." - Referring to Modest Mouse

 

"Antisucemplex"

my friend looked at me, trippin' hard balls on acid and completely made up a word as he was saying it.. it was retarded hahahaha

 

"can i have a free kids meal with my kids meal"
my freind
(weed)

 

" i cant find my mind man...oh shit here its in my pocket, how did that get there?" DOC
"you see this room man its like, whats that word? o yer its like a barrier of reality where the surreal shit goes down..." Ketamine

 

ibeentrippinsincebeentrippinsincebeentrippinsincebeentrippin!
-my boyfriend on shrooms

that shit made me laugh SO HAARD...cos it was so true
ahaha fuck

 

"I can't feel my hands... IT MUST BE THE CODEINE!" - my boyfriend today, weed splashed with codeine.

 

"acid is like a multicolored vibrating ten hour orgasm...for your brain"

 

"hey when did the moon grow legs?" LSD


me "hey dude you dropped your pocket"
friend "shit man i had my phone in there"
then he searches for his pocket for half an hour

"i dont get lost, people just lose me"

 

Hahahaha ^^^

 

Where the hell is the blady taxi..

My friend in the middle of roskilde festival.

(Gotta love Speciel K.)

 

*playing cards*
*friend goes to bathroom*
*i put cards stacked away neatly on the floor..*
*friend comes back*
Friend: "what did you do?? why are all the cards scattered everywhere??"
*i look down*
Me: "where?.. i only see one" (that wasnt with the rest of them)
Friend: "ohh.."



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(shut up.. you had to be there.. it was hilarious....)