Here you go ladies.... the 1,234 pound man

Damn, I must be good.

 

is he naked???????? I wonder if he ever wears any clothes......

 

Clothes? If there was clothes that actually fit him, they'd be in the Guinness Book of Records as well.

 

I think that bunched up rag in front of his junk is all he "wears"...

That is pretty gross. Whoever is feeding him should be charged with negligence.

 

I'm sure his family figures If he's going to be that fat, he might as well break the record


Hotwater

 

Mixed feelings of shock, disgust, sorrow and hope fill me now.

 

Losing 400 lbs is reason for hope


Hotwater

 

Do you think he can even move?

 

After losing 400 lbs I'm sure he can slither and wobble along just fine



Hotwater

 

Now here's a question: how did he manage to lose 400 lbs. if he couldn't even move?

 

lypo-suction?

starvation for....

however long...

 

He gave up taking fourth helpings of dessert.

 

Ed Gein would be drooling at the upholstery potential there ...

 

Uhhum.

He could make an entire wardrobe out of that one.

I'm just not sure if Mexican skin is considered fancy enough for a suit.

 

the dude exercised in bed...any movement and attempt ot build muscle for him would burn fat...and he probably got put on a healthy diet which resulted in a loss of water retention too...

 

so if the economy crashes and food becomes scarce everyone in this post can help themselves to this dude for the next month.

I call thigh!

 

Jeffrey Dahmerwould need a full size side-by-side refrigerator / freezer just to store the legs


Hotwater

 

if you kill sumthing you have to use every body part to respect the spirit.i wonder if cerial killers are possesed by ancient native american spirits? they all show a strange form of injun respect for a kill.any serial killers make bone windchimes yet? or skull ashtrays?if not ill havta join up when im 60 or sumthing.my prey would be evAngelists catholik priests and politicians.

 

minor excercises in bed and the zone diet. no, really. he's on the the zone diet.