Is it me? Or is this really funny.

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Forget me not, Jul 23, 2007.

  1. Forget me not

    Forget me not Member

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    I don't know why but everything today has seemed really funny. This joke especially. It's probably not that funny but here it is anyway:

    The Pope, Reverend Jesse Jackson, and a hippie were on board a small private plane when the pilot announced that they were in trouble and should bale out. Unfortunately there were only two parachutes between the three passengers, meaning that someone would be left to face almost certain death. Before they could discuss it, Reverend Jackson snatched a parachute, ran for the door and jumped, screaming: "I'm far too important a person to die!" The Pope and the hippie looked at each other and the one remaining parachute. The Pope said, "My son, I have lived a good, long life, and I have faith that I will go to a better place. You take the last parachute." "It's okay, Father, you have it," said the hippie, reaching down. "I'll have this one. The Reverend there just jumped out holding my backpack."

    Peace and love
    xxx
     
  2. gemstar

    gemstar Member

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    Well I agree with you...i thought it was very funny!!
     
  3. lakeoffire

    lakeoffire Live.Laugh.Fuck.

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    haha that is funny
     
  4. fanoffloyd1992

    fanoffloyd1992 Member

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  5. thehippie_08

    thehippie_08 that girl

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    haha..

    oh that gave me a good three second chuckle.
    i liked it.
    =]
     
  6. Julie Bukowski

    Julie Bukowski Member

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    Hehe good for a giggle.
     
  7. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    haha! i liked that..
    it was a good joke
     
  8. VegOut024

    VegOut024 Member

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    hehe good one
     
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    rebelfight420 Banned

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  10. Forget me not

    Forget me not Member

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    This one's funnier.

    A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the at the next stop.

    When the bus starts on it's way the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God. "If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are God and you could command her to have sex with you."

    The hippie decides this is a great idea, so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure enough the nun shows up and begins praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says. "I AM GOD! I have heard your prayers and I will answer them, BUT ... first you must have sex with me." The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun.

    After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts,"Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the hippie!!"

    Then the nun jumps up and shouts, "Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the bus driver!!"

    Peace & love to one and all
    xxx
     
  11. in_the_flesh

    in_the_flesh Member

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    the parachute one was funny, I liked it, the nun one was just NASTY, funny, but still nasty!!!!
     
  12. JaneJimMorrisonFan

    JaneJimMorrisonFan Member

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    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH i loved those!!
    ohhh funny :)
    i liked the first one, but i reckon the second one was funnier :)

    peace and love hun
    JANE
     
  13. Forget me not

    Forget me not Member

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    Thanx Jane!
    The second one's kind've rude. It's more for adults. The first just makes me chuckle so much!
    Peace & love
    xxx
     
  14. canibus420

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    the second one was so fuckin funny lol
     

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