So if you sold your soul to the devil, what would you want in return?

Well your in hell burning for an eternity so you need the heroin to not feel the pain. Also after 100 years I think your tolerance would become so high that even if you pressed the button constantly you would still feel the burn. So you have advantages 100 years of your eternity.

 

I'd sell my soul to be able to shove pineapples up hitlers ass in hell

 

A new, better soul.

 

chocolate, water, a hot guy, and E. good life. good life.

 

ya joker...hitler sucks. I might only be saying that cause im currently fucking a jew. But nonetheless...hitler sucks balls, what he did was unacceptable. Even though he did do some good to his country, he basically revived it with his new ideas. But.....FUCK YOU HITLER!

 

A shitload of money. At least a billion.

 

I kinda like hitler. I wouldn't mind dropping a duece on him, but he did do some good things.
Such as:
1. His buildings, although only one was ever finished, they were pretty awesome.

2. Trying to exterminate a whole people. Hitler hit the nail on the head when he decided to kill off a whole race. There's just one thing about that; there's nothing wrong with Jews. If I were Hitler, I would kill off the.... well I'm not going to say.

3. Inventing the VW, those cars seem to be pretty popular.

 

fHow did he hit the nail on the head with killing off a whole people? What is possibly good about doing that?

 

If you had hate for a whole race or specific type of person then you would understand.

 

I do i hate people who hate a specific race or type of person. Even so i wouldn't kill people i'd educate them.

 

id sell my soul for like a bunch of hot chicks who ust wanted to have sex all day every day. and umm yeah world peace or some shit like that

 

what are you talking about he did educate them in a special home called "concentration camps".

 

i would want his soul

 

The "ability" to do every drug there is without the negative side effects/bodily damage/addictivness/ect (and have it all legal.)

 

I would want my family and friends to live healthy long lives, choosing when they die, if they die, and returning the world to a beautiful un-polluted state.

 

Except for that fact that you'd become to removed from the world within a couple of weeks to even comprehend that what you were able to do was special. Your family would turn you in to a substance abuse center, and you'd most likely end up getting shot while trying to steal something (because it'd be impossible for you to keep a steady job and earn the necessary income to survive in the real world).

Also, to the guy who said he'd sell it for a spot in heaven:
You may want to rethink that. Heaven is a place (or so I've heard) that has no conflict, no pain, and no suffering; all the things that make a creative thought or idea possible. Maybe heaven is a place with absolutely no creative influences what-so-ever.




Then again, I may be totally wrong.