People named Jess are cool.

I have some ideas, none of which would enable me to actually wake up tomorrow.

 

im curious now

 

I wouldn't want to make you sick and make me injured.

 

lol alright in that case im not curious anymore.

*goes back to engraving the damn marble*

 

Thank you. My life force appreciates that.

 

There's this one Jessica in college who always tries to get in my pants.

She's a good chistian girl by day, but shit man... a sex fiend by night.

I say no though... she's not attractive enough.

 

Does she know about your lack of nether region hygene?

 

Hey man...

I wash down there.


Like once a week.

 

balls reek after one day ...

 

I have magic balls.

Would you like to lick them?

 

I am not liking the turn this thread has taken.

 

i'm the example that your theory is wrong hacker, i am not cool

 

YOU are like the McDLT - The hot side is hot, and the cool side is cool.

 

i don't know whether or not to register that as a compliment...

 

you know, until i showed up here, i'd never met a jessica that wasn't an uptight, spoiled twat. but all the ones here are fun. still twats, but the fun kind.

 

I'm tricky like that.

 

Twat has become the new skinny.

 

All Jessica's that I've known have been awesome.
Does this thread count Jesse?
Cause that's my name...

 

my name is jessie!

 

I was hittin' two Jessies a couple years ago, one on each coast. One was 18 and a redneck, she married my best friend, moved to Tennessee and started having babies. The other was 25, a hippy from right outside Laguna Seca, weighed 350 pounds. She had gastric bypass, lost 250 pounds, became both super hot and a lesbian.

So I have bad luck with Jessicas.