Thinking of assfucking myself=)

Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by Aladdin, Jun 18, 2007.

  1. Aladdin

    Aladdin Banned

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    But I dont want to go to a store and buy it, its gay. Can you use a candle or will it damage your inside?
     
  2. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

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    Buy what? Don't you have a penis? Is your penis gay?

    Game, set, match. I didn't even have to touch the candle.
     
  3. Aladdin

    Aladdin Banned

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    Yeah but my penis is for your ass remember?
     
  4. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

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    Sounds pretty gay. I like it.
     
  5. LegLover

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    I would suggest mail ordering a dildo or finding a local adult novelty store and buy a dildo. Most workers will obviously assume you are purchasing this for a gf or wife.

    I bought a phallix glass dildo for my wife with ridges and I fuck my ass with it on occasion. While I don't consider myself bi in any way, it does feel good.
     
  6. Rigamarole

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    Or they won't assume anything because they don't give a shit. Part of growing up is learning that nobody really give's a rat's ass what you do if it doesn't affect them, except maybe your mother. And even your mother is still basically thinking of how things affect herself.
     
  7. overlymature

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    If you are that worried plenty of adult toy sites are out there that have discreet billing and shipping. Also, they beat store prices almost every time. Just remember that it isn't gay that you want to experience pleasure from one of your natural sexual areas. Look up prostate on this forum for more info. A candle is no different than a dildo if you are using it for anal, so you miight as well buy what most appeals to you from a variety of choices. Good luck and remember that it doesn't make you gay.
     
  8. Crunkville TX

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    who cares what people think
     
  9. mushie18

    mushie18 Intergalactic

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    if you're that uncomfortable, a candle would work fine.

    Though, a dildo might be better.
     
  10. nesta

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    good point. my fear would be that if you got a little carried away the candle might break off inside of you, as candles arent incredibly sturdy (of course, you'd have to be at least a little rough). hopefully the wick would keep the peices connected, so the exit would be a little uncomfortable but not TOO bad...

    just remember in finding alternatives to commercially produced toys, a large number of people end up seeking medical help because of...well...losing things inside themselves, things getting stuck, whatever....

    just be careful and use common sense and you should be ok.

    a good alternative would be getting one of the cheap cigars at the gas station that come in plastic tubes. they're about the right size and shape. the cigars are usually awful, but the tube is just about right...be careful of any uncomfortable seams caused by the mold the plastic is formed in. if there is a seam then either wear it off with something till its smooth, or put a condom over it. regardless of what you use, make sure theres plenty of lube.

    personally i'm at a point where i'd like to find a girl willing to play with a strap on....and maybe give me a handjob during...could be QUITE nice....
     
  11. GearHead

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    yea there isn't anything "gay" about it other than the ignorant people out there that dont understand "hey, if its pleasurable for a woman or a gay man, whats different for me?" i started out with a small vibrator and now i use a baseball bat.
     
  12. Dragon915

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    uh, this is retarded. the only thing that makes you gay is if you like other guys. takin it up the ass from yourself or from a girl doesn't mean your gay. and neither does buying a dildo. god dang guy, i waltzed right into a store in the middle of my small town where everyone knows everyone, and bought one for myself. who gives a shit? it doesn't make you gay. now it might make you a pussy, but not gay. grow up, dude.
     
  13. seizedbyanger

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    or, go out to a grocery store and find a brush thats wide or long enough for your liking, but check to make sure it doesn't have any ridges in the handle.
     

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