Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris

how many people think that if Bruce lee was alive, he could totally woop Chuck Norris's ass??? i do!!!

 

well, they had that battle at the climax of that film where Bruce Lee worked in the Chinese restaurant. and Bruce Lee won, and ripped out a tuft of Chuck Norris' chest hair.

but if we're talking about Bruce Lee versus the character Walker, Texas Ranger, a lot of factors come into play. kind of an ill-posed question.

 

haha, joey *sticking out tongue*

 

ah, come on! people, Bruce Lee is da bomb!!!!

 

I would have to go with Chuck Norris. Hes a bad ass.

 

Bruce Lee could kick anyones ass. He was the best.

 

Thank you! my thoughts exactly.

 

I'm gonna have to go with Brock Lesnar.

 

Chuck Norris is a cockfag.

It's as simple as that.

 

-chuck norris counted to infinity.....twice.
-how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck norris? the answer...chuck norris.
-guns don't kill people. chuck norris kills people.
-chuck norris has two speeds, walk and kill.
-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
-Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
-Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
-If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
-The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
...these are hilarious... www.chucknorrisfacts.com
CHUCK NORRIS OWNS!!!

 

i think not! chuck norris owns nothing!!! Bruce lee would snap chuck's neck while he's eating his steaks!!! lol.

 

i would pay to see them fight for sure. It would be a good one. geeez, i hear the chuck norris jokes all the time!!!

 

so do i.

 

chuck norris is god
no one can beat god

 

jet li could
rape chuck norris

chuck norris would get butt raped by bruce lee
plus the total gym is freaking annoying as heck

 

Is there anyone Bruce Lee couldn't beat the ass off of?

 

Nope! Bruce Lee is da bomb; as such, he cannot be beaten.

 

all white noise...., bruce lee is the best flat out!

 

chuck norris is a gay redneck

he would have been excellent in brokeback mountain

 

Bruce Lee whooped Chuck Norris' ass in Way of the Dragon.