So I was walking down this street today....

and there was this dude dancing a weird dance... And he was walking with this old dude who looked really embarrased to be walkin with the younger dude. IDK, it was funny as hell to me. I should have recorded it for you all to see.

Anybody else have any strange events happened today? Oh yea, and my lightbulb vape blew up on me. Never jumped that high in my life. lol

 

haha i wish you would have.

my neighbor, well idk he lives across the street from me, dances in his front yard and sings and stuff its so entertaining. on christmas he was singing he was like SILEEEEENNNTTT NIGHTTTT and me and my sister opened our window and we were like HOLLLYY NIIGHTT

then we all just kept on singing hah

it was fun. and i wasn't even high lol

 

At work today we froze a fly, tied a string around it, rolled it in salt to wake it up, and now we have a pet fly on a string.

 

^ lol how the fuck did you catch it to freze it and how is it even alive? hahaha

 

We used a cup to catch it. And if you freeze it for a few minutes, it kind of just falls asleep. We weren't being mean to it other then putting it on a string, I let it drink some of my OJ. He's a great fly.

 

haha funny story. I saw something funny today too, which I will add:

Me and my friend were in the subway, and we ended up in a car with a broken A/C, so it was really hot and everybody was leaving to go to another car. We figured the doors were about to close and the train was about to leave, so we decided to stick it out until the next stop. The train is about to leave, when very suddenly this woman decides she's going to change cars, so she gets up and seriously hauls ASS over to the doors separating the cars, and she flings open the sliding door so hard that it rebounds back, then she tries to open it again so hard that it rebounds a little bit, and then finally she like charges through the other door into the car. Everyone in our car cracked up after she got to the other side. Gee lady, I mean, it was pretty hot, but no need to kill yourself getting to the next car

 

i read something about cutting a match stick in half long wats so that both parts have sulfur on it and freezing two flies. the you superglue the pieces together like a cross and then glue the two flies to the ends and its suppossed to work like an airplane lol

 

damn i wanna pet fly now

 

sooo... are you like my idol or something?
i used to catch mosquitos by their feet.

 

me too

 

Don't they catch a fly or a bee or something on CKY2?

 

There's a guy here that EVERYONE knows as "Mr. Happywalker". He's semi-handicapped (there are a lot of handicapped people in this town, so we know 'em all by name or nickname) and he ALWAYS walks like he's got somewhere incredibly important to be and he's just thrilled to go there. He travels like he's on a mission, but it's pretty much a constant show for the public, and he knows it. Just looking at him makes people smile. He used to wear a tophat and everything, but I suppose he's getting a bit old for that now.

One time, at the library, I was sitting at a table reading a newspaper. He grabbed a newspaper and sat right beside me. After a while, I went to get up, and he was kind-of blocking my way. He jumped up, pushed his chair in, stepped aside, and went "You're very welcome, ma'am!" before I even had a chance to say "thank you"! Haha, he's pretty cool shit.

 

When I lived in my old house there was this guy that always used to walk his dog by my house. He has sergery on his brain or something, so he was a little slow, and a little too friendly. If he were to walk by when one of my family members was outside he would stop and talk for sooooooo long. like 45 minutes. and he'd just keep goin on and on about the same things. It was kinda annoying but all in all he was a really nice guy, I feel sorry for him.

 

my question is where do you work? hahaha

 

I work for the courts doing data entry and other office-stuff. Exciting life, huh>

 

^^^ Ha ha. The courts? Damn, i'd be watchin my back the whole time. My dealer lives litterally right next to our towns police station and courthouse, and we smoke and drink there all the time. We've never once been bothered by the cops except the time when we were having a party, there was this racist dude, who kept being well... Racist to all our friends, so we beat the fuck out of him. He ran across the street and fucking told on us. Haha. The fucking panzy. and then when he was pulling out of the driveway he slammed into a the stopsign and ran it over haha. it was funny.

 

Today, on the bus ride to work, this guy who looked like a hobo boarded the bus. Anyway, he was sitting around for awhile, and eventually he started to play the harmonica.

Where I go to college, there is a local homeless person named Mr. Raindrops. He always carries around various props and accosts people with them. Somehow, he usually has balloons. He went away and hasn't been around recently, but he lived under a bridge in the park.

 

well you get to catch flies :tongue:

 

There was this semi-retarded kid in our school when i was in high school and when he walked it looked like he was dancing to music so we nick named him "bee bop"

it's kinda mean. but hey, who wouldn't want a cool nickname like bee bop? hahaha

 

hey i know this is like really off topic but how to u put a picture at the bottem of ur thing?
like after you write something