Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Naoki_ninja, Aug 1, 2007.

  1. A_Lonely_Road

    A_Lonely_Road Member

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    Bruce Lee would win, no doubt about it. :)
     
  2. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    Awsome! joey is going to be fuming when he reads all this! :D
     
  3. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Chuck Norris has admited that Bruce Lee was a superior martial artist. I'd take a wing Chun fighter (JKD) over a Tang So Do fighter of equal skill anytime. And they weren't equally skilled, Bruce Lee trained much harder, and devoted a lifetime to martial arts. Chuck Norris was a TSD and karate blackbelt who hung on to some karate belt for a few years.

    It wouldn't have been a competition.
     
  4. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    And Jet Li shouldn't even be mentioned here. Jet Li was 15 time Wu Shu champion of China. That is more decorated then anyone has ever been in Chinese Wu Shu chapionships. He is the highest caliber of fighter, and a truly genuis martial artist.
     
  5. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    jet li is about it all.
     
  6. WWKCD729

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    i like jet li "unleashed" i dont like jet li "lethal weapon 4" or whichever of the 10 they have...jet li in that last movie kicked ass
     
  7. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    jet li??? people, we are talking about chuck and bruce!~ but i agree, jet li is da shit.

    but that's not the point!! :D
     
  8. WWKCD729

    WWKCD729 Member

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    if it came down to it, bruce lee would kick chuck norris' ass, and by that i mean, chuck norris would have a cut on his face, and that would be due to bruce lee deflecting the "rounhouse" and it hitting chuck in his own face...
     
  9. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    hmm, idk about that.....
     
  10. Gravity

    Gravity #winning

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  11. WWKCD729

    WWKCD729 Member

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    And the random as kitten out of nowhere...lmao
     
  12. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    Ok now
    jet li vs Bruce lee
     
  13. Ganja_Goo_Ninja

    Ganja_Goo_Ninja the penis mightier

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    I don't know. I agree 100% that Bruce Lee was the superior martial artist, but I think you're ignoring a VERY important piece to what would be a historic encounter.. you've forgotten Chuck Norris' secret weapon:

    His mustache.

    I don't know if Lee could overcome something that menacing and.. fuzzy.
     
  14. WWKCD729

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    yeah, this is true, plus he wasnt walker then, so that plays a role in this EPIC BATTLE FIGHT! we need to squared even here..chuck norris in his "walker" stage versus bruce lee "enter the dragon" stage(before he died)
     
  15. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    You guys are forgetting something chuck norris is tooooootaly gay
     
  16. texasmade3

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    I'm going to have to go with steven segal. Because hes so stealth. He could snap your wrist and you would die a slow death. He would play you a ballad on his guitar while you are dieing.. [​IMG]
     
  17. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Seagal is the biggest joke in the martial arts world.
     
  18. texasmade3

    texasmade3 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Yes he is a joke
     
  19. hippieatheart

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    hahaha
     
  20. NumberNineDream

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    I enjoy Seagal's movies. Heh. I definitely do not like Chuck Norris, though. Not a bit.
     

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