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Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Willy_Wonka_27, Aug 3, 2007.

  1. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    very short rant about my stupidity.

    So i didn't get to sleep last night till 5am. i woke up at 8am... and i spent the last 4 hours packing up my camping gear, driving to and driving home from a music festival that doesn't even start till tomorrow. all this on my only day off.

    so basically i got very little sleep, woke up early, and drove for 3 hours... all just to tell you about my stupidity.


    oh, and another thing. last week i bought a $20 scratch lotto ticket. it was the kind were if you get 3 matching numbers you win that amount. so i started scratching... $50...$50...$50! I was so happy. it was too late to turn the ticket in so i put it aside and waited for the morning. the next day i went to work and was excited all day to turn the ticket in. i get home and realize the ticket look crapply scratched, and i want it to look nice when i turn it in. so i fully scratch off all the scratchable parts. then i realize.... $50...$50...$500.... i lose!

    anyway its all good, just thought id share my stupid stories. y'all can add some if ya want.
     
  2. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    hahaha...yeah, i've done some pretty dumb stuff myself. just not since 1997 ;)
     
  3. Ganja_Goo_Ninja

    Ganja_Goo_Ninja the penis mightier

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    Owie.

    Many props for being able to smile thru it all :)

    My friends and I where going to a really small festival in south jersey for the first time and we had a bitch of a time trying to find the fuckin' place. We finally thought we got there, because we saw all these cars and we could hear music in the distance.

    Long story short, we somehow ended up at some dude's MASSIVE 60th birthday party that he was having in his MASSIVE backyard. We showed up with all of our gear and stoned out our asses, trying to figure why a Beach Boy cover band was on the stage.

    When we finally did make it to the festival I wished we stayed at the old man's party, it was way more rockin.
     
  4. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    thats hilarious, ggn!
     
  5. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    YOu want to talk about dumb?
    One time, whem my lung collapsed for the
    first time, I was on the way from the hospital
    to the pharmacy to load up on percocets,
    and as soon as I left the hospital I lit up
    a smoke.
    Had to go right back in. True story ~
     
  6. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    so very bad John!
     
  7. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    Im not a bad your a bad girl! :tongue:
    Hey I know it was dumb, but at
    least I am being honest about
    my dumbness ~
     
  8. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    this story makes my lung hurt just thinking about it haha
    thats the worst idea i ever heard
     
  9. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    Yea and it gets dumber, check it.
    When I did finally go home, I got
    all highed up (I took 10 of the
    percocets because I was a
    morphine addict already at the
    time lol) and when the pain went
    away, I was like yea ok this is
    cool, let's smoke since I cant
    feel it!
    So I smoked a lot, because as we
    all know, drugs make cig's better.
    And my lung collapsed a 2nd time
    a few months ago.
    And I still smoke and Im trying to
    quit so my girlfriend doesnt smack
    me but Im not doing so well.
    But ssshhhh!!!!! dont tell her ;) ~
     
  10. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    That's a funny story Willy Wonka...

    I've had a few slightly similar experiences with going to the wrong class at the wrong time (or even day). :)
     
  11. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    Ill have to go Nazi on you John!!
    Im sending you to cigs rehab :tongue:
     
  12. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    omg how did she found out!!!!!!!! :&
     
  13. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    hmm
    hmmm
    psychic?
    :tongue:
     
  14. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    haha.. about a 3 weeks ago.. i was gonna go fishing.. i drove about 30-45min to a trout stream i fish.. got out at a few places to check spots and water clarity.. get to where i was gonna fish.. and.. whats missing? my fishing pole.. AH!.. fuckin left it at my house
     
  15. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

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    Umm recently took a whole ten strip and thought that i would have a good time, ya im fucking idiot.

    Also tried to dismantle a natty pyramid at 3 in the morning at a hotel party and knocked it over, i probably woke everyone within 5 doors of me.
     
  16. Rugor

    Rugor Senior Member

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    your only 22 and you collapsed lungs? do you smoke crack or something?
     
  17. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    Apparently, you have a major misconception
    as to what actually goes on when the lung
    collapses, and also are ignorant to what
    causes it to happen.
    Before assuming that I smoke crack, why
    not use your brain and learn a little bit. ~
     
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