The Grossest Smell Possible

Hahaha, dead animals in the water are probably a lot more common there.

 

hahah yeah definetly.

 

shit....hope this post is a joke....

 

It's not a joke.

 

dude bong water with shit living it it is pretty bad to

 

^but not as bad as a dead rotting human.

 

this one time me and my twin and that girl gabby were walking home from the bus stop and there was this really gross smell like something died. so i was looking on the road for it and i found a dead mouse. it had gotten its face smashed by a car and was like pancaked to the pavement. i called that girl and my sister over and i was like watch! so i peeled it off and by this time they were screaming, and then sam goes EWW WTF ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT!! so i got a really good idea and chased her with it... i guess it was a you had to be there moment but hey it was funny by the way the enter key on this keyboard is fucked and a bucn of the other keys are stuck and are like extremely fucked up, so please excuse any typing thats worse than usual while i'm on this computer

 

^eww you touched a dead animal

 

i only touched the tip of its tail haha

 

You're going to catch the plague now!

 

i know i feel sick already and its only been 6 months



i'm gonna die

 

Shit man, thats fucking disgusting. I was in san diego a few months ago walking down the beach and i saw a dead seal. But then one of the kids i was with realized he had left his sandels past the seal so we had to walk back baked and on acid (no acid for me) in the pitch black. The hole time we were freaking out that we were ganna just trip over the dead seal. It was scary as hell.

 

The smell isn't there today, surprisingly. They must have cleaned her apartment or something.

 

hahahahahaha!!

 

i would not wanna be the person that has to do that.

 

One time when I was at the beach there was a dead seal. It was a big motherfuck too. It was at Ocean City. This thing must've been atleast 6 feet long and 3 feet in girth. We actually got interrupted on our bong on the beach, the third night for it. Me and some friends that were down there would always go to the beach at like 2:45 at night and smoke bongs, joints, steamrollers, bubs, bowls, blunts... Damn I wish this summer owned as much as that, haha. But damn, they made us leave the beach and shit. I was carrying the bub in my bookbag. Jesus god did my bookbag ever smell like nasty ass bong water >.<!!!!!!!!! The next day, my buddy tells me that he has never changed the bong water and he had had it for going on 6 months. I was like dude, you are a fuckin' dick, man!

Weed smoking's karma perks
Sometimes it might not seem that not stepping on a dead squirrel is too much of a perk, but once it happens to you... Lets just say, smoke weed, get good earth karma, and try to avoid squirrels period